Every line in this one is a starter:
OCTOPUS
Syd Barrett
Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro
You have no word
Trip, trip to a dream dragon
Hide your wings in a ghost tower
Sails crackiling at ev'ry plate we break
Cracked by scattered needles
Little minute gong
Coughs and clears his throat
Madam you see before you stand
Hey ho, never be still
The old original favourite gran
Grasshoppers green herbarian band
And the tune they play in us confide...
So trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
You have no word
Please leave us here
Close our eyes to the octopus ride!
Isn't it good to be lost in the wood
Isn't it bad so quiet there, in the wood
Twenty even less to me than I thought
With a honey plough of yellow prickly seeds
Clover honey pots and mystic shining feed...
Well, the madcap laughed at the man on the border
Hey ho, huff the talbot
Cheetah he cried shouted kangaroo
So through their tree they cried
Please leave us here
Close our eyes to the octopus ride!
The madcap laughed at the man on the border
Hey ho, huff the talbot
The winds they blew and the leaves did wag
And they'll never put me in their bag
The seas will reach and always see
So high you go, so low you creep
The winds it blows in tropical heat
The drones they throng on mossy seats
The squeaking door will always creep
Two up, two down we'll never meet
So merrily trip for good my side
Please leave us here
Close our eyes to the octopus ride!
My my, hey hey rock and roll is here to stay.
It's better to burn out than to fade away . . .
What, no one for, "She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean"?
now, it's time, it's time to....
KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERFUCKERS
kick out the jams - the mc5
One of the best lines I ever heard in a rock bar...and forgive me in advance for digressing.
At the Seagull in Baltimore a girl in Jordache jeans with a FABULOUS ass walked by and some wit said "Boy I'd like to get in your pants" Without missing a beat she said "Why? Did you **** in yours?"
Did I mention she had a FABULOUS ass?
How about: "Diarrhea! Diarrhea! People think it's funny cuz it's stinky, brown and runny, diarrhea!"
Although not rock, I am fond of this Red Peters opening line: "You promised the moon, but I prefered uranus."
I must say, I've always been a fan of:
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Gimme ****-the Radiators.
Gimme **** baby
Gimme **** like you did just last night, ah ah ah
You got me steamin at a hundred degrees
Each time I see you i go weak at the knees
You sink me under bring me under
The words I said, words I said
but this time ah I'll love to gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme stretch marks down the length of my back
You gimme beat marks at the start of my neck
You are so sweeters, gimme beaters
You wreck my bed (wreck my bed)
But this time ah I'll love to gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
Ah so
Ah say you'll never leave me
Promise me you'll stay
'Cos now that im in heaven dont slip away ow!
I like it
You got me steamin at a hundred degrees
Each time I see you i go weak at the knees
You sink me under bring me under
The words I said, words I said
but this time ah I'll love to gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
You gimme ****
S**k!
"They saved Hitler's cock" -The Angry Samoans
welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends - emerson lake and palmer
yesterday, love was such an easy game to play - the beatles
I hear the crystal raindrops fall, on the window down the hall - Bill Withers
Quote:welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends - emerson lake and palmer
Whoever wrote this one had some SERIOUS issues.
aaah, a timely song begins like this:
Generals gathered in their masses
just like witches at black masses
evil minds that plot destruction
sorcerers of death's construction
Black Sabbath, War Pigs.
The song, so that'd be ELP.
Alexander's Ragtime Band?
Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline?
7 virgins and a mule?!
Yikes!
Uh huh, I like Big Tits!
~Joe Walsh~
PS - They come in twos, hard to choose - your favorite tit.
Breathe it in, and breathe it out, and pass it on it's almost out.
~K's Choice~
