Exciting new game! "What the Hell is That?"

It's kickycan's on/off switch!

I think the acclaimed answer to number one is wrong, it is a petri dish with an old mold colony, I humbly assert; and number two is a very close up of someone wearing a sundress over a teeshirt and the sundress strap has some utilitarian box velcroed on to it, for some unknown reason.

I think it's gus's garage door opener, but he's too damn lazy to install it...so it's been lying in the corner, collecting dust bunnies for the past 6 months or so. I just know Gertrude and the girls from the corner bagel and sausage packing house have been nagging him the whole time to set up this miraculous modern convenience but... well, we all know the tractor and cabrayas come first.
Time to install buddy...or the mice will eat the wires.

I'm not sure what that is, but I have several of them all over my body.

Should I be worried?

that's easy Gus;

it's a Shoooo! Box (urban version of a scarecrow), tied clandestinely in the corner of the room to fend off
"them"!

It's an automatic shoebox holder. Have you ever felt the urge to store would-be-discarded shoeboxes in style? No? Whatever the hell that is, that does it. It spins around, making one dizzy; meaning that it is an effective replacement for booze. At night, it plays tunes by both Peter, Paul and Mary AND Ice T while it spins, making it the perfect gift for senile aunts.

Well, no one guessed the answer correctly, so we'll have to move along.
I will be posting a new image shortly.

Regarding this particular entry: Cindy Grimaldi, a notorious sports groupie, submitted this photo. It was taken during a "love session" she had had with Wilt Chamberlain back in the early seventies. Not having a condom with him, Mr. Chamberlain made a feeble attempt at using a shoebox as a substitute.

Mr. Chamberlain and Miss Grimaldi laughed at the resulting mishap, and Miss Grimaldi took a photo, which subsequently found its way into the public domain, and the name "Wilt the Stilt" was born.

Fascinating stuff, really.

Damn, I thought for sure it was a moldy used condom.

Welcome gargamel. Don't let Gus mislead you into thinking his threads are the norm. No, no, they wouldn't be any fun at all if they were normal.

Are you sure that isn't a hidden camera installed under the desk of the Oval Office?

doncha remember gargamel, diane?

While we wait for the next puzzle, why not check this one out?
Turn the sound up on your computer for clues... and then see if you can figure out what's wrong with this picture. Click HERE.

Garg, welcome

"Should I be worried?"

No. you should be wormed

Bill, somebody sent me that and I never forgave 'em... (Edited)

Bill, I'm not even going there. I know that trick . . .

Yikes, p-dog, I have no idea who gargamel is, but I LOVE his/her profile.

Gee thanks Bill, that was sure fun

Kirsten, looks like your cat watched it too

My cat was a cute little yellow tabby before wandering into Gus's swamp

Panzade, would I have won my wager on this thread?

Panzade, be careful it could happen to you...