We have a winner for round one! Panzade was correct whe he said...
...The near total ecplise of a vagina. Works for me.
It is indeed a near total eclipsee of a vagina, and, more specifically, the vagina of Gertrude, one of my girlfriends from about town.
I happened to be at her house when she excitedly said, "Gus, Gus...get the friggin' camera... quick! I think my vagina is phasing into a near total eclipse."
I raced out to my truck, grabbed my camera, and made it in just in time to record the momentous event.
So, congratulations, Panzade, on being the first winner on What the Hell is That?
Round two will begin shortly. Please feel free to stretch your legs, grab a beer, or have a cigarette.
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