Exciting new game! "What the Hell is That?"

I am, Bill, where are you?

But not knowing to what I am going to be the father of... ya know...

Hey Gus; how about a little adjudication here?
while i realize this is going to be a dificult challenge - -beside my obviously 'spot on' correct entry, there have been a few other suggestions bordering on possible (nearly).

Could we have a little encouragement? (and maybe "prizes"! )

West Palm. Got one of them ladies that you don't say no too lined up for tonight. How long you staying?

We're staying til the 25th, catching some sun and sand. Would be fun if we could meet, we're mobile, so we could travel.






[size=7]First time I derailed a thread....[/size]

Something from the back of Gus's refrigerator.

We have a winner for round one! Panzade was correct whe he said...



It is indeed a near total eclipsee of a vagina, and, more specifically, the vagina of Gertrude, one of my girlfriends from about town.

I happened to be at her house when she excitedly said, "Gus, Gus...get the friggin' camera... quick! I think my vagina is phasing into a near total eclipse."

I raced out to my truck, grabbed my camera, and made it in just in time to record the momentous event.

So, congratulations, Panzade, on being the first winner on What the Hell is That?

Round two will begin shortly. Please feel free to stretch your legs, grab a beer, or have a cigarette.

<inserting elevator music>

This is a petrie dish containing a penicillin colony growing from low-carb bread because the penicillin are on the Atkins diet.

Things are going to become a little more difficult as the game moves along. Simply posting eclipsing vaginas is obviously not going to work -- the game would move along much too quickly.

That being said, I believe round two will take a little longer, because....



What the Hell is That?

Obviously nothing of any importance.

The anti-theft locking device on Hillary Clinton's broomstick.

That's actually pretty damn funny, Equus.

This box is the official container that holds Janet Jackson's famous breast pin. Please note that it has sleek black Velcro ties on each side, so it can be worn around the waist. Word has it, that it will be sold on EBay to offset her declining record sales.

It is a close-up of the prow of the ark - with the special li'l proto-electrical gizmo god gave them to stop the animals from breeding while on the ark.



Ok, ok, it was to stop the RABBITS from breeding...

It's where they told Bush the nuclear button is located, to keep him from playing with the real one.

i'm gonna go cheat a little and right-click the pic, thus gleaning pertinent file properties. be right back...

Oh no, RP fell off the face of the Oit!

I'm gonna say it's a giant banana with a purse.

Er, is it . . . a vagina?

Al Gore's thong. You thought they were speaking figuratively when they said he was wooden, didn't you?

That's the on/ff switch to Gus's electrical cord. He's actually a cyborg.