Go Frack Yourself! [Anti-Fracking poem].

Go Frack Yourself! [POEM]


Hydrochloric Acid
007647-01-0
Helps dissolve minerals and initiate cracks in the rock Acid
Glutaraldehyde 000111-30-8
Quaternary Ammonium Chloride
Tetrakis Hydroxymethyl-Phosphonium Sulfate
055566-30-8
Eliminates bacteria in the water that produces corrosive by-products;
Biocide;
Hilarious!
Choline Chloride
000067-48-1
Prevents clays from swelling or shifting
Clay Stabilizer;
Aswell as an ironic poem initializer
Produces:
Isopropanol 000067-63-0
Product stabilizer and /or winterizing agent
Corrosion Inhibitor;
Goodtime soulmate
When tap-water turns to fuel;
Borate Salts are always fun:
Maintains fluid viscosity as temperature increases
A Crosslinker bitch whoring clean-water
(I want nothing to do with her)
Polyacrylamide is slick bitch
Friction Reducer whore that she is;
Not quite a bad as her sister (and whore):
Polysaccharide Blend 068130-15-4:
Thickens the water in order to suspend the sand
(Gelling Agent)
Let's hope she doesn't meet:
Thioglycolic Acid
(Prevents precipitation of metal oxides);
Non-Emulsifier
Isopropanol
She's a bit of a **** too...
And don't get me started on
Copolymer of Acrylamide and Sodium Acrylate.
Please rise-up and make a stand
Against 'Fracking' and
2-Butoxyethanol.

Gilo 2013.