Go Frack Yourself! [Anti-Fracking poem].

Reply Tue 24 Dec, 2013 02:48 pm
Go Frack Yourself! [POEM]

Hydrochloric Acid
Helps dissolve minerals and initiate cracks in the rock Acid
Glutaraldehyde 000111-30-8
Quaternary Ammonium Chloride
Tetrakis Hydroxymethyl-Phosphonium Sulfate
Eliminates bacteria in the water that produces corrosive by-products;
Choline Chloride
Prevents clays from swelling or shifting
Clay Stabilizer;
Aswell as an ironic poem initializer
Isopropanol 000067-63-0
Product stabilizer and /or winterizing agent
Corrosion Inhibitor;
Goodtime soulmate
When tap-water turns to fuel;
Borate Salts are always fun:
Maintains fluid viscosity as temperature increases
A Crosslinker bitch whoring clean-water
(I want nothing to do with her)
Polyacrylamide is slick bitch
Friction Reducer whore that she is;
Not quite a bad as her sister (and whore):
Polysaccharide Blend 068130-15-4:
Thickens the water in order to suspend the sand
(Gelling Agent)
Let's hope she doesn't meet:
Thioglycolic Acid
(Prevents precipitation of metal oxides);
She's a bit of a **** too...
And don't get me started on
Copolymer of Acrylamide and Sodium Acrylate.
Please rise-up and make a stand
Against 'Fracking' and

Gilo 2013.

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Reply Tue 24 Dec, 2013 02:52 pm
Rhyming acid with acid. You sir are the next Jack Prelutsky.
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Finn dAbuzz
Reply Wed 25 Dec, 2013 12:38 am
Presumably, you thought this was a piece worthy of a wider audience.

Presumably, you think that any written rambling qualifies as poetry.

Maybe it does so qualify, but if it does, it is very bad poetry.

I look forward, though, to the comments of someone who disagrees with me.
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Finn dAbuzz
Reply Wed 25 Dec, 2013 12:51 am
Oh and by the way, thanks for declaring, in the title of this thread, that this is a poem.

You inspired me to respond in kind:

Fracking Nonsense [POEM]

Seemingly has a knowledge of chemistry beyond that of the Average Joe
And has a problem with women

At this point I beat my bongoes.
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