Seeing as how it's now groundhog's day on the east coast, I will be boycotting shadows as I don't want to even speculate on how much longer this horrid winter will last (although we are in a surprising warm spell right now).
I shall boycott boils. Not that I have had any that I recall in my lifetime. But I did watch my stepfather hold a mason jar over a flame and then place the mouth of the jar over a person's boil, to "draw the poison out."
I am boycotting edame and escargot. Both of these things seem rather suspicious in nature and I'm sure they're part of a government conspiracy to make me pliable to their desires.
Today I shall be mainly boycotting froth, having yesterday spent the entire morning promenading about the town with the best part of a large cappuccino plastered all over my false disguise moustache.
I am boycotting hell hounds. I can't afford to keep constantly replacing the furniture (beds, sofas, entire apartment buildings, etc...) they decimate completely just by taking a nap on/in them.
