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CLEARWATER, Fla. (April 6) - A woman pleaded guilty to swallowing a 1.5 carat diamond ring at a jewelry store and will serve one year of probation.
Mary Denise Flowers, 38, swallowed the ring at Littman Jewelers in December. A surveillance camera caught the act.
The ring was later recovered in a jailhouse commode, and will be sent to Littman Jewelers' corporate headquarters in Oregon to be melted down.
Flowers, who did not have a previous criminal record, was also ordered Monday to pay fines and court costs totaling $1,090, court records state.
The judge withheld a formal finding of adjudication, meaning Flowers will have a clean record if she completes probation without violation.
I would hate to have the job of looking around the commode...
hey, you would think a good way to clean up her act would be to have her made to be on hand for just those sorts of jobs.