If you could have any power what would it be and why?

The power to render myself cheerful the Monday after a weekend of imported brews

Electric power to run my house.

To eat anything I want and not have it effect my health or ideal weight (btw my ideal weight is in no way the weight the media tells me it should be...screw them, my ideal weight is probably 30-40 pounds more than that.)

As a comic book fan, I've given this a lot of thought and...still don't have a definitive answer.

The most powerful super hero/villain I ever saw in a comic was Marvel's "Molecule Man" who could manipulate the molecules around him to do or be anything.

The guy was something of a idiot savant though, which was probably necessary for the FF to beat him and to stop him from ruling the universe. Some powers are just too powerful.

Myself, I would like to fly.

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Except then our meals would occupy an inordinate periods of time

How could "our" meals take up too much time if it's my super power?

It would be up to me to decide if the time I spent is inordinate or not.

I want the power to zap out of existence all the idiots i encounter online . . . it will then take me about two minutes a day to do my web surfing.

That's not bad. Maybe I'll put in my bid for that one too. Of course, if I get it before you, a whole lot of the folks you consider idiots will remain on the Internet...but then you'll have no way to no and so no reason to care.