The A2K broom closet

I never knew you were into horizontal.

Wait...I'm obviously overtired. I meant vertical!

*doh!*

Hmmm...k.c. must be gropin' the broom. *yawn*

I think I'll go to bed. Nighty night!

Yeah, baby! Wait, I think I found something here in the corner . . . I think it's a . . . will you look at that! It's a brand new condom! Unopened! Hmmm . . .

Huh?

Damn it! She's gone.

Nice broom closet though.

Hey, dlowan, whatever you heard, nothing happened, I swear! I'm just hanging out in this broom closet, and all hell breaks loose! Aaah, this broom closet is nothing but trouble. I'm outta here.

I wonder if anybody else knows about this broom closet?

nah.

You mean the one we keep The Gimp in?

I can see a thin line of light at the left side of the door.. can anyone else?

Is there room in there for me?

Masses, even though as an elephant I do take up quite a bit of space ... and look out where you're treading - oh too late!

What the hell? How did you guys find out about this place? This was my secret love den! Damn it sure is a tight squeeze in here. Who the hell's big ass is this! Hey! You squeezed a damn ELEPHANT in here!? Allright, move over, come on let me squeeze right in here. It's my damn broom closet after all. I almost got lucky in here last night! :wink:

What's this on the floor next to your gigantic elephant ass, Clary? It seems to be a bottle of some kind. Let me get out my lighter and read the label.

"Jack Daniels"

Oh my god, there's a whole case of the stuff here!

Someone's standing on my trouser trunk....oh wait, it's me. My it's crowded in here, and what's that smell? Elephant??

Hello - room for a furry one?

Yeah what the hell. How many do we have in here now? I'm starting to feel a little claustrophobic in here now. Who wants a drink? I found a whole case of J.D. here.

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He keeps it in the closet
If he can't get it back in time
He loses his deposit.

btw. I am against 'outing'. You in the closet, that's okay by me.

Oh no! Seal breath!