@maxdancona,
Nay, maxdancona, that is an outdated paradigm as shown in 1892 by the pastifarian prophet, Sally Salade, and her sacred recipe writings. The steamy presence of His noodly perfection permeates all things. Through this we are drawn to Him and all of his creations. When we spin an object, it whisks away the steam and thus this forms anti-gravity.