@margo,
What does the undies do? Does it infuse the aggressive wind with essence of cinnamon, and vanilla, with a faint hint of ocean breeze?
Marketed, nice and clean scenting ocean breeze; it just seems contrary to the actual ocean breeze of brine, rotting seaweed, and various decaying carcasses of sea life. Blah! It'll take the sting off the fart alright.