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HUMANITY'S OLDEST SOURCE OF HUMOR . . .

 
 
Ice Demon
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2013 10:59 am
@dlowan,
Calm down bunny, we're just playing around with dear Lola. No harm, we mean her.
Your passing of the wind, we were already aware of.

Cheers!
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mismi
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2013 12:15 pm
@roger,
Quote:
Exactly. Women don't fart, belch, or burp. That's why they have to keep bitchin' and nagging. If they didn't, they would probably explode.


This is true. Very Happy
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2013 12:46 pm
@mismi,
All this reminds me of an old joke:

Some guys discussing mean animals. Lots of animals are mentioned: Badgers, alligators, rhinos, piranhas, wart hogs, and such.

One of the guys says, “Nah, the meanest animal I ever heard of was the alligorilla.

Immediately a question comes out of the crowd, “What the hell is a “alligorilla?”

The guy says, “Well, a alligorilla is a animal what has the head of a alligator at one end and the head of a gorilla at the other end.”

One of the guys in the crowd says, “Well if he have the head of a alligator at one end…and the head of a gorilla at the other end…how do he ****?

The guy answer: “He don’t ****. That’s what make him so mean!”

Considering what you just wrote, Mismi...maybe the alligorilla was female!
Ice Demon
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2013 01:57 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Speaking of Alligorrilla, you know Ali's "Gorilla," Joe Frazier, had a very delicate relationship with Ali. Safe to say, it was like a fart, in that if they pushed too hard, things got really messy, really fast.
RIP Joe Frazier.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2013 02:05 pm
@Ice Demon,
I'm a fight fan...and the Ali, Frazier fights were among the most memorable ever. Smokin' Joe was a fighting machine. Indeed...RIP.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 05:33 pm
@Frank Apisa,
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The guy answer: “He don’t ****. That’s what make him so mean!”

Considering what you just wrote, Mismi...maybe the alligorilla was female!


Who says we don't shat? But seriously - shouldn't talk about that <really taboo - no poo talk >

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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 06:51 pm
Reminds me of joke about the cheerleaders at Norfolk High in Norfolk, Virginia. It only works if you know how people there pronounce the name of their city:

We don't smoke, we don't drink, Norfolk, Norfolk, Norfolk!
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 07:47 pm
Remember Moondoggy and his Abuzz "Fart-proof undies" thread?
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 07:52 pm
@margo,
I don't think i ever saw that . . . i'm sorry i missed it.
Ice Demon
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 08:43 pm
@margo,
What does the undies do? Does it infuse the aggressive wind with essence of cinnamon, and vanilla, with a faint hint of ocean breeze?

Marketed, nice and clean scenting ocean breeze; it just seems contrary to the actual ocean breeze of brine, rotting seaweed, and various decaying carcasses of sea life. Blah! It'll take the sting off the fart alright.
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JTT
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 08:50 pm
@Setanta,
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[Moondoggy and his Abuzz "Fart-proof undies" thread


Quote:
i'm sorry i missed it.


How old are you again, Set?
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 11:00 am
@JTT,

old enough to know that it's ok to laugh at a fart joke no matter how old you are...
JTT
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 12:44 pm
@Region Philbis,
old enough to know that it's ok to laugh at a fart joke no matter how old you are...

... and childish enough to be bothered that he missed such an inane thread.
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mismi
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 04:22 pm
@Setanta,
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I don't think i ever saw that . . . i'm sorry i missed it.


Potty Humor never gets old.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NBATBjWmySg/SJN9YlaLd8I/AAAAAAAAAv8/UG3f4puX_8g/s400/TOILET+JOKES.JPG
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