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Taking The Passion too far?

 
 
Brand X
 
Reply Wed 17 Mar, 2004 09:13 am
HARTLAND, ME ?- A Hartland man was treated at a Pittsfield hospital after he nailed himself to a cross. The 23-year-old man apparently was trying to commit suicide Thursday evening in his living room, the Bangor Daily News reported.

Somerset County Sheriff Barry DeLong said Monday that no charges will be filed. "There is no crime here," he said.

Police said the man appeared delusional and told them he had been "seeing pictures of God on the computer." He told them he had not seen the hit movie "The Passion of the Christ," which depicts the Crucifixion of Jesus.

Lt. Pierre Boucher said the man took two pieces of wood, nailed them together in the form of a cross and placed them on the floor. He attached a suicide sign to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer.

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.
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It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

Hartland Fire Department members responded, said Boucher, and cut off the wood while it was still attached to the man's hand. The wood and the victim were taken to Sebasticook Valley Hospital, where the nail was removed.

Boucher said he did not know whether the man received further treatment.

(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 17 Mar, 2004 09:20 am
excuse me Sir but I only have one nail left, could you please cross your legs.
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Camille
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2004 01:21 pm
and they said there wouldn't be any copycats of the violence of The Passion.....

Guess this guy wasn't converted exactly as planned.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2004 02:32 pm
Christ!

Heehee.
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Camille
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2004 10:41 pm
littlek wrote:
Christ!

Heehee.


pun intended?? Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2004 10:42 pm
Never thought about how to get the other nail in until after he'd driven the first? Haw! What a maroon.
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2004 01:48 am
Three words:
Not Evolutionarily Viable!
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doglover
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2004 02:04 am
That guy should have read "Crucifixion for Dummies" first.
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Camille
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2004 01:54 pm
hobitbob wrote:
Three words:
Not Evolutionarily Viable!

Wanna bet he shows up in the Darwin Awards next year?
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Brini Maxwell
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2004 10:47 pm
Oh dear, he's not too bright, is he?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2004 11:07 pm
There's quite a bit of delusion involved with religion!
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Brand X
 
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Reply Mon 22 Mar, 2004 02:12 pm
I don't need to be nailed to wood, I have plenty.
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doglover
 
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Reply Mon 22 Mar, 2004 02:37 pm
Brand X wrote:
I don't need to be nailed to wood, I have plenty.


Mr. Green
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 22 Mar, 2004 11:44 pm
dyslexia wrote:
excuse me Sir but I only have one nail left, could you please cross your legs.


Laughing

I heard yesterday about a couple who stabbed each other, or something, after seeing it, because the film divided their beliefs.

I'm not sure whether I'll go to see the film: (I hope I don't spoil it for you all by saying that the main guy dies in the end.)
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BWShooter
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 08:52 pm
doglover wrote:
That guy should have read "Crucifixion for Dummies" first.

or Martyrdom for Dummies. Laughing
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imdtckdkr
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jun, 2004 12:27 pm
Quote:
I'm not sure whether I'll go to see the film: (I hope I don't spoil it for you all by saying that the main guy dies in the end.)


too funny! One of the reasons that I wasn't all the excited about the Titanic....I knew how it ended!
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