Three nemeses of the fabled quest for the tasty cow burger:
the Warlord - feisty with greed
the Troll - sneaky with terror
the Terrorist - relentless with malice
These three nemeses stand against the valiant Chef Cool:
"I will make a tasty cow burger in this land of unrest,
even if it means I have to color code my chest.
I will conquer the dread with my handy-dandy grill,
even if it means my fantasy requires me to kill."