pearly gates?

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He'sUS cums through the pearly gates/vagina/womb/tomb/bottomless pit, and is birthed/resurrected out of the pit/vagina/womb/tomb. He'sUS remains in the womb/tomb 3 days and nights/3 trimesters. Devil>liveD is cast/ejaculated into the bottomless pit/vagina and is chained/umbilical cord. Cord is loosed/cut and liveD>Devil for a little season/this life.
EVERYONE that has ever lived came through the "pearly gate".....welcome to heaven, we are ALL already there!

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[+3] - contrex - 12/31/2012Either you're stoned or you need to see a psychiatrist, or you're aged about 12, or all three.

Either you're stoned or you need to see a psychiatrist, or you're aged about 12, or all three.

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you're confusing pearly gate with meat curtain

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@ostone,

Careful what you wish for, such notions can present you minions, at your midwifes lack of concern with new life.

He who seeks the flower, to pull of the petal in distant dreams.
Truly seeks only his own skewing.
-Lust

He who predicts a Heaven of the Earth, without change therein.
Predicts only his own contentment with lesser Hells than he notices.
-A lord

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pearly gates?

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