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New book will show off Norwegian penis variety

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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
Reply Tue 2 Mar, 2004 10:36 am
Will this be the biggest sales blow out Amazon.com ever experienced?
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New book will show off Norwegian penis variety

A Norwegian sexologist is compiling a book to show off the variety of his countrymens' penises.

Esben Esther Pirelli Benestad photographed dozens of men in Oslo and Grimstad to illustrate his book.

Mr Benestad, a doctor and a well known transvestite, says the book will feature 80 to 100 photographs of penises.

He hopes that most men will be able to find a penis similar to their own in the book.

"Heterosexual men have no one to compare their penises with," he said.

"During my 18 years as a sexologist, I have answered all kinds of questions relating to penises.

"Many think theirs is either too small or too thin but the reality is that there is such a variation."
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 17 Mar, 2006 09:20 pm
I gotta look this one up..
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 17 Mar, 2006 09:22 pm
Hah! And this year's favourite Christmas present will be...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 17 Mar, 2006 09:31 pm
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 17 Mar, 2006 09:37 pm
Leave it to shewolf to find this one.

Hey, by the way, I saw a license plate that read SHE-WLF today. On an SUV.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 05:33 am
Are there any descriptions, studies, critiques in this book, or is it simply a picture book? Actually, the book should have been released in the early fall. Then it could be hyped as the perfect Christmas coffee table book for "the man (or woman) who has everything"! Laughing
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 06:11 am
Phoenix32890 wrote:
Are there any descriptions, studies, critiques in this book, or is it simply a picture book?


Not sure, how good your Norwegian is Phoenix, but you can look that up e.g. here and (attention: pictures Shocked ) here and ...
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 06:12 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?



HA! Laughing



That should be the name of the book.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 06:15 am
Chai Tea wrote:

That should be the name of the book.


They could rename it - but with what title picture instead ...

http://www.mammutsalg.com/filesystem/products/04695_00_02.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 08:19 am
Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 08:21 am
littlek wrote:


Hey, by the way, I saw a license plate that read SHE-WLF today. On an SUV.


i would be lying if i said I had not thought of that myself..

then i realized that would be the ultimate in internet addiction for me.. Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 08:41 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
and (attention: pictures Shocked ) here and ...

Daayyumn, look at the one in the middle row! I bet he's made a coupla women very happy ... I mean, it goes in a curve and everything..
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 08:42 am
uhhhhhh...........



















wow Shocked
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 09:28 am
The one in the middle gets my vote.

The bottem one? WTF?

I'd have to be backwards
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 09:36 am
Look at the three pictures on the rightside of Walter's link.

It's the same penis, but it is saying three different things.

Top photo: "Hey, who is that over there? Wow, I wish she would turn around."

Middle photo: "That perfume smells like Angeline Jolie's!!"

Bottom photo. "Oh...it's Janet Reno."

Walter's talking penis link
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 12:36 pm
Why did I look....?
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 05:05 pm
littlek wrote:
Why did I look....?


I was just asking myself the same thing. Strange how even while my brain is saying "Don't click that link!" my finger has already gone ahead and done it... Confused
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 05:51 pm
yeah, it works like that in real life too ;-)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 06:19 pm
anything with penis and 'click here' i just give in to

dunno why

i just roll over and do it anyway..


im wierd like that. I guess
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 08:11 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
anything with penis and 'click here' i just give in to

dunno why

i just roll over and do it anyway..


im wierd like that. I guess



ohohoh, totally off the subject....I was on craigslist last night, and was looking at all the pictures of the "casual encounters wanted" area. Shocked Shocked Shocked

I expecially liked the guy who was taking a picture of his own gear....He had it flung up on the bathroom counter like a loin of pork, with a shampoo bottle laying on its side next to it for scale....Wasn't even a good brand of shampoo...Suave.


oh Suave, the shampoo, not the guy.
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