Z= You're always fighting with someone.
NOT TRUE!
Sewage machine company warns about 'Finding Nemo' flushes
Thursday, June 5, 2003 COSTA MESA, Calif. (AP) --
Kids be warned: Flushing your pet fish down the drain will not send it safely into the ocean as depicted in the movie "Finding Nemo."
A company that manufactures equipment used to process sewage, issued a press release Thursday warning that drain pipes do lead to the ocean -- eventually -- but first the fluid goes through powerful machines that "shred solids into tiny particles."
"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps.
In the unlikely event Nemo survived the deadly machines, the company added, he would probably be killed by the chlorine disinfection.
If your brain was made of ham, it would be worth about twenty bucks.
kickycan: You have a real talent for presenting these less than savoury images, ya know that? Too bad you can't make money off of it! *L*
Oh and re: above statement....I'm happy to report that my peak has many more years before it's over! But it's all downhill for you!
G= You have excellent ways of viewing people.
A= You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
U= You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
T= You have an attitude, a big one.
A= You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
M= Success comes easily to you.
Bloody hell - this works man !!!
does anyone have anymore 'stuff' to put up?
I just bought a used copy of the international Thesaurus of Quotations. It is a little heavy, as in actual heft, for the bathroom lounger, but still may fit the bill for quick reading.
I'll just open it to any page...
Okay, here we are on what is apparently subject 576, Men and Women,
"Women become attached to men by the favors they grant them; men are cured by these same favors."
La Bruyere, Characters, 1688.
ossobuco wrote:
"Women become attached to men by the favors they grant them"
La Bruyere, Characters, 1688.
Yes......BUT that was LONG before the invention of the vibrator
And speaking of women and obscure facts:
Back in 1908 the Mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio told the city council that NO woman was fit to drive an automobile. HA! ..... and us girls KNOW how much better drivers WE are then men
~Brooke
Another one...
under subject 854, self confidence:
"They can do all because they think they can."
Vergil, Aeneid, (30 - 19 BC)
I have this book around somewhere. It contains the some questions that really makes you think about thought provoking stuff.
The Book of Questions
in the 70's cecil adams and his "straight dope" was the man who knew everything, and wasn't bashful about letting you know.
http://www.straightdope.com/
Heeven, I have that book as well as the book of Love and Sex questions. I've posted several of the questions from both of those books in the site. check the general category - that's where I believe I put them. It was my aim to do one a week or so....but I have not done that. I think I will start though.
HOME REMEDIES:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose
of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the toothache..
AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The
Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools:
WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should,
use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct
tape.
good ones George!
my father-in-law is a Mr. fixit, and wears WD-40 like cologne...
uh, the Mrs. wasn't supposed to find out about #3...
