@sozobe,
some indistinct/faint vocal's, then it segue's to:
here's all you have to do....
join the klan
join the klan
it's the new and easy way to be a maaaaan
Whaddaya say, join the KKK
<indistinct reporter>
I'm a fat ole southern sheriff
and my wife say's i'm im-potent
It's getting so I just don't give a damn
I feel so high and mighty
in my pointed cap and nightie
Hell I'm so glad I got a chance to join the Klan.
(He's a pacifist!)
<chorus>
<indistinct reporter>
I was 32 years old
and I was in the second grade
I was older than the teacher, don't you see
I felt like such a fool
When they kicked me out of school
I'm so glad the Klan has found a place for me.
(Would you believe Grand Dragon?)
<chorus>
<indistinct report>
<effeminate affectation:>
All the fella's used to tease me
And when they did I often cried and ran
But now they're so impressed
'Cause I get to wear a dress
And lots of guys like me have joined the Klan
(so there!)
<chorus>
<reporter voice>
We'll send the colored folks back to Africa
And set 'em up in business
->Yeah! with the money we get from robbing Jews
->Then we'll get those lousy Catholics (Liberals! Yankees! Foreigners!)
Yeah and pretty soon there will be just me an you!
<chorus>
(If you ever lose your voice, you'll find it in my right ear!)
(arguing about how to do a sing-a-long)
(Let's do the chore-us one more time!)
<chorus>