@boomerang,
lots of clothing mystifies me, as do folks who try to hard to not look their age, my mom goes to a seniors group, she's in her 70's, white hair, natural looking older woman, there are two women in the group, one mid 80's, the other almost 90, who die their hair midnight black, but still have old lady pale wrinkled faces, i'm not sure who they think they're kidding (probably only themselves)
men in a bad rug or die job is another mystery