Help with essay

Yesterday, I approached these people I'd never spoken with before and asked them to do my homework assignment for me. I was very polite and even told them they could skip lines if they wished to do so. To show how desperate I was, I added "please help" at the end. Some of them appeared confused about skipping lines so I politely explained that when writing by hand, some people skip lines to make it look neater. I am now hopeful that one of these strangers will write a half page essay and then type it out so I can copy it down and turn it in as my own. If it works, this will prove that all I have to do is act sincere and be responsive to questions when conversing with others so they'll do the homework for me.