Gustav is at it again...

SealPoet- Why in the world did you have to blow his cover? It was going along so nicely. In point of fact, we were considering offering an IPO on the company this spring. We were going to make a fortune. It was going to be the hottest new item for 2004.

Now poor Gus will have to go back to his job at Burger King!

Cattle shows, Burger King... it's all just different pieces of the same lifecycle.

shoulda stuck with the comb-over, Gus.

No, he's going to jail on the charge of cattle ruffling, a crime unheard of in this day but all the rage in the era of the famous Lavender Cowboys Gang.

(Did you see that the guy's name was Kreg Krebs? What were his parents thinking?)

Joe

Ehem, I really don't know, but ...

Well, there has been a (tried) bank robbery by a cow in Germany (near Hannover) yesterday


Coincidence?

Gus just wanted his cows to be pretty for judging, because as you know, there's nothing worse than a bald cow.

How do we know it was only an attempted robbery? On her way out she is carrying a bag............

So? They're all the time painting spots on horses and selling them as Appaloosas.

Looks like one of his mild days.

At one time in my life I had considered SealPoet a friend. Those days are gone. How could he have made light of this situation? Not only did I lose the friggin' contest because of some uppity judges who are trying to make names for themselves in the cow-judging circles, but my beloved cow is in a state of shock.

The judges ripped the hairpiece off, revealing the bald spot, and the entire auditorium gasped in horror.

My poor cow was mortified -- won't eat any more, just hides in the weeds out back and wears that damn hat.

So I'm dealing with losing the contest and trying to convince my cow that there is such a thing as cow-pattern baldness.

And Sealpoet is dancing around and laughing.

Sealpoet, your day of reckoning is approaching.

Gus- HOW DARE YOU!

That "hat" looks suspiciously like a lampshade that my mother had in her house in the 1950's. I always wondered what had happened to it. And I always thought that you were an honest person..................Filching my mother's lampshade. How low can you go!

Gus, if your that concerned, you could check to see if they make Rogaine for cows.

Gus is in Columbus? and we've never had a Columbus get-together? What's wrong with this world?

Gus hasn't given up
I see Gus hasn't given up. He's starting a new business using cows to help to train bicyclists in long distance riding.

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/scooter_cow.html