Quote:BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (Feb. 3) - Looking for a little something special for your valentine? How about a hissing cockroach? That's the suggestion from the folks at the Ross Park Zoo in Binghamton, N.Y.
The zoo is running a Valentine's Day adoption program called "Give Your Beauty a Beast.''
For ten bucks, you can adopt a hissing cockroach for your sweetheart. The adoption includes a photo, cockroach fact sheet and a free pass for your special friend to visit the little hisser.
If a roach doesn't say "I love you,'' the zoo has some romantic alternatives. There's a bearded dragon, a black vulture and a bleeding heart dove.
I dont want one, and I dont think anyone else does really either.
Okay, after some thought...Slaps ho's might be interested but, you know...those with short necks that dont live in the trailer park..well, probably not.
Could be just me...thats okay...really, Im fine with it. Im just saying...
DONT DO IT MAN!!! NO MATTER HOW HYSTERICAL YOU THINK IT IS!
*LOL*
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