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Thu 5 Feb, 2004 02:47 am
..... but I think it should be replaced with:
[quote]WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHY YOU GOT THIS![/quote]
I was doing my usual harmless hobby of cranking through searches of images of things like....... say, bunnies and cats. For no particular reason.
Now Google will through out some wierd stuff, I once asked for pics of dead reindeer and got a cute puppy with its toy bunny. But if you ask for 'cute bunny', sure you'll get cute bunnies, BUT you might also get an image of a jet fighter or the house down the road.
Now I just came up with the results of a search for 'flat cat gif'. I got this:
The text accompanying is:
Quote:The lawnmower is 3 feet tall. John pushed the lawnmower toward the cat.
I am offering 500 A2Kroner* to anyone who can either:
-make sense of this crap
-come up with the funniest caption for this crap
*not actually anything like money in the real world, pretty f@cking useless in cyberspace too.
Well, it is ABOUT to be a flat - and tattered - cat...
Listen missy, I have personally run a LOT of cats through a LOT of mowers and 'flat' wasn't the word I'd use to describe the result!
You're a dead drip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit!
Cat, thought balloon: I said MEOW not 'mow'...
Bowling ball head thinking... 'Here kitty kitty kitty...'
Methinks that Google Images finds pictures by what the image is named by the photographer or artist. That is why you sometimes get peculiar results.
Curiousity Killing The Cat
"After the strike of 2000, God looked to outsource the killing of kittens to other companies. Above we see AT&T's ultimately unsuccessful bid for the contract."
Taken from page 19 "I Hate Cats" by Harry Feline
Now that IS odd! Blue hippopotami seldom venture onto squared flooring - confuses their proprioceptors...
Why does the hippo have a donkey on its back?
And how exactly does one play the violin without a bow?
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