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I am trying to collect a list o bullshit

 
 
Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 11:40 am
I am trying to collect a list of bullshit that people always say:
PS. I dont need an alarm clock to wake up I always wake up on time.
For me this a BS, because one day it might fail
I drive better when I drink is another one
Please help me to collect my BS like this.
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 11:51 am
@gilboston,
I don't think I've heard anyone say they drive better when they drink. Also, alarm clocks fail too.

Anyway.....let's see, let's see....

Oh, I know, when you say something to a clerk in the store, such as "I'm looking for an 8 inch flubinator, with a battery backup, do you have those?"

and they say "What?" as in they didn't understand/hear you.

Depending on the reason I preceive they did that, I've been known to say "you heard me" or "Tell me what you did hear, and I'll fill in the part you missed.
Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 11:59 am
@gilboston,
gilboston wrote:

I am trying to collect a list of bullshit that people always say:
PS. I dont need an alarm clock to wake up I always wake up on time.
For me this a BS, because one day it might fail
I drive better when I drink is another one
Please help me to collect my BS like this.


I wake up, every single day, at 6:30 am. And I have for years. I don't need an alarm clock and haven't used one in over a decade. So, I'm not sure I would call that BS.

Cycloptichorn
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 12:02 pm
Compiling a list of bullshit is roughly equivalent to deciding to count the grains of sand at the beach. Good luck.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 12:14 pm
@Setanta,
I like that Penn and Teller show, Bullshit!

Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 12:29 pm
@chai2,
That was pretty fuckin' hilarious, Darlin' . . .
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 12:38 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
Oh, I know, when you say something to a clerk in the store, such as "I'm looking for an 8 inch flubinator, with a battery backup, do you have those?"
Hmmm, I only got past the part where you said "looking for an 8" blah blah nator, with a battery", and my mind started to uh, wander a bit. If the clerk at the store is a teenage male, I can see how this might throw them for a bit. Smile
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MrsVISHOUS2012
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 12:39 pm
@gilboston,
Hmmmm I always wake up looking a million bucks

I just love cleaning up after people and doing most of the chores when it's not my mess

I don't wear make up, this is natural

I never procrastinate, i seize every day

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roger
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 12:45 pm
@chai2,
Around here, they repeat what you asked for really s-l-o-w-l-y. That lets you know they know a lot more that you, that they know such a thing really doesn't exist, and that you are kind of s-t-o-o-p-i-d.
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