I am trying to collect a list o bullshit

I don't think I've heard anyone say they drive better when they drink. Also, alarm clocks fail too.

Anyway.....let's see, let's see....

Oh, I know, when you say something to a clerk in the store, such as "I'm looking for an 8 inch flubinator, with a battery backup, do you have those?"

and they say "What?" as in they didn't understand/hear you.

Depending on the reason I preceive they did that, I've been known to say "you heard me" or "Tell me what you did hear, and I'll fill in the part you missed.

I wake up, every single day, at 6:30 am. And I have for years. I don't need an alarm clock and haven't used one in over a decade. So, I'm not sure I would call that BS.

Cycloptichorn

Compiling a list of bullshit is roughly equivalent to deciding to count the grains of sand at the beach. Good luck.

I like that Penn and Teller show, Bullshit!

That was pretty fuckin' hilarious, Darlin' . . .

Hmmm, I only got past the part where you said "looking for an 8" blah blah nator, with a battery", and my mind started to uh, wander a bit. If the clerk at the store is a teenage male, I can see how this might throw them for a bit.

Hmmmm I always wake up looking a million bucks

I just love cleaning up after people and doing most of the chores when it's not my mess

I don't wear make up, this is natural

I never procrastinate, i seize every day

Around here, they repeat what you asked for really s-l-o-w-l-y. That lets you know they know a lot more that you, that they know such a thing really doesn't exist, and that you are kind of s-t-o-o-p-i-d.