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If Animals Are so Great, Then Why...........................

 
 
Letty
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:15 pm
Osso, skunked again by a lion with sandy claws, but no teeth. Sandy Claws is gummin' to town. (groan)

Hey, Rat, dats for ewe.
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Vivien
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:20 pm
not to mention pig-ignorant
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:25 pm
If the mantis is always praying, how does she have time to eat her mate?

...the little insect.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:25 pm
She's mad as a wet hen...
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:29 pm
and if crickets are supposed to be such good luck, why are the Brits always saying in a deprecatory tone: That's not very cricket.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:29 pm
Jiminy, Letty, you come up with some good ones!
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:34 pm
Hee hee, Osso. And when you wish upon a starfish, it does make a difference where you are. Razz

What's the name of that parody called Nine Coronas? Funnnnneeeeee.

bow-wow-wow.
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 01:54 pm
If you're as wise as an owl,
as proud as a peacock,
as strong as an ox,
as busy as a bee,
and as happy as a lark,

well then maybe the world is your oyster. Very Happy
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fishin
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 02:03 pm
Letty wrote:
and if crickets are supposed to be such good luck, why are the Brits always saying in a deprecatory tone: That's not very cricket.


My my.. You are a sly fox. Wink
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 02:11 pm
Seal of approval.
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fishin
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 02:39 pm
A seal of approval? Well that's just ducky.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 02:49 pm
Well, Mac. We do love anthropomorphism. and then there's a spelling Bee!
I didn't even know they could write.

Ah, fishin'. Reynard -- the fox in the henhouse.

and seals sometime do a flipper flop, but your approval means a lot.
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 05:44 pm
Letty

I've always wondered why women are called bird names: Chicks, hens, birds ..... A mystery to me.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 06:11 pm
Me, too, Olga. And believe it or not, chicks are sometimes referred to as "Trim"...in the music circles. Tried to get Max to explain that on Deb's digression thread soooooo long ago.

And if fishing flies are so beautiful, and take such artistry to devise, then why are we always swattin flies and why was Babe Ruth called The Sultan of Swat"?
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:51 pm
Pigeon toed and/or chested.
Quiet as a mouse.
The dreaded crows feet...or alligator skin.
Fish belly, term for really white person
Spinless jellyfish - cowardly
A pool shark
A whale, big spender in a casino.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 10:08 pm
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Hee hee. LittleK, the groundhog saw his shadow. Six more weeks for you girl. You'll need some de-icer.


Of course there's 6 more weeks of winter - I live in new england!
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 10:15 pm
Son of a bitch!
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 07:13 am
Good morning, all.

Ceili, the whale thing is a new one to me, and, of course, I'm all too familiar with the crow's feet.

InfraBlue, I wonder at what point "son of a bitch" became a no no? No one ever says daughter of a bitch.

pug nose dream? Have you noticed the nose on those pug dogs? It doesn't exist.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 07:21 am
orchestra of scorched cats -
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 07:37 am
Good grief, edgar, scorched cats? I never heard that one, either.
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