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Vending Machine Wars

 
 
Linkat
 
Tue 31 Jan, 2012 08:56 am
Did you know that more people are killed by vending machines than shark attacks and other various deaths. Surprisingly I’ve read reports that varied from an average of 2 to an average of 12 per year of such deaths.

So have you fought with a vending machine? Trying to get your lost quarter back or perhaps shaking the stuck snack that is dangling. What causes people to get so angry that they must fight with these machines?

If this machines steals my money, I simply fill out a form that is then left in an envelope on the machine. Several days later, I will find an envelope in my work mailbox with my returned money.
 
Irishk
 
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Tue 31 Jan, 2012 09:12 am
@Linkat,
Vending machine win!!!
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Sturgis
 
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Tue 31 Jan, 2012 09:13 am
@Linkat,
You are a lucky one. I have never dealt with a vending machine which had an envelope to request a refund. Machines I've dealt with have gladly taken the coins and then just sat there looking at me with all their buttons and pullers. As I stand there staring at my desired product I am forced to notice the terrible infection which has started in on my fingers as they were cut and then subjected to deadly microorganisms at the coin slot. Is it any wonder I curse the machine, slap it, punch it, kick it? Am I not human, do I not deserve a back of M&Ms? And who had the insane idea of making the front of these darn machines so reflective? As I stand there looking at the nutritionless product that I want, I notice my expanding waistline, is it any wonder I curse the machine and slap it again? As I pass out from the gangrenous infection, is it a war as I grab the machine one last time and it falls upon me and I rip it's electric cord from the socket? If it kills me, don't I indeed have the right to return the favor or at least make it suffer for a time?

No, I never had the great fortune of a machine with a refund method attached. I did however once work in a place where myself and a young lady were in charge of the machines. Whenever a person lost money one of us had to go to the machines, open the culprit, and hand the item of choice to the employee. (we also had to load the soda machines, which was fun. The snack machines were loaded by an outside source.)
Linkat
 
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Tue 31 Jan, 2012 09:58 am
@Sturgis,
Your description is a thing of beauty - how would I know this would have such a dramatic impact on some one?
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Linkat
 
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Tue 31 Jan, 2012 09:58 am
And recently a poor girl had to be rescued from a vending machine.

http://articles.boston.com/2012-01-28/metro/30669689_1_vending-machine-arm-rescue
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