Hu Jintowel = Hu Jintao what? How to get a new word like this?

Alright, I think this is a play on words, or in this case a name. Hu Jintao is the leader of the Chinese communist party. The Chinese, as you are probably aware, have a one child policy. Make a wish foundation is an organization that gives very sick or dying kids a spectacular wish - like skating with their favourite hockey team, swimming with dolphins or going to Disneyland, as examples. So, my guess is that this is making fun of the communist party, and in the mind of the author, throwing babies is a lot more fun than their policy.

How could "wel" in Hu Jintowel have that meaning?

Plus, baby-throwing seems like a cruel game:
Better than one child policy?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baby-throwing

There's a saying in English that some one is a wet towel..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet%20towel
Thus Hu Jin -Towel.
It's a joke, a bad one, but the author thinks he's clever. One thing to remember Ori is that there is no accounting for bad taste.

Got it.
He had once been ranked as 5th dictator in the world. He's let everyone down. What a useless wimp he is.

But I'm still confused by the game of baby-throwing.

Well, perhaps China is getting soft in her old age..

It's not really a game. I don't think there's a country in the world where this would be allowed. However, in some places dwarf tossing is allowed and is featured in some seedy bars. My guess is this is another play on this particularly horrible idea.

Cool one.

Thank you.



Would any one like to explain what is welly wanging? Wiki failed on this.

I'm going to fail you on that one too, as I have no idea. This sounds like it was written by a British person and they have a lot of slang I'm unfamiliar with. Wellies are rubber boots but wanging isn't a word that I know. Sometimes, the Brits use words that sound alike or rhyme in place of the words they actually mean, it's called cockney slang.
They'll say something like 'apples and pears' and it will mean 'go up the stairs' - or something to that affect. I haven't a clue how to decipher it. Here's a site that will give you more examples.
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
Again, I'm not sure if that is what this guy is getting at or not. Sometimes when people speak, they'll make up a word just for the hell of it, because it sounds right or sounds like the emotion they are trying to pass off. Onomatopoeia. It's not normally done in writing unless it's completely obvious. This isn't.

Thank you Ceili.

I wonder whether McTag would know this.