Thu 22 Dec, 2011 07:50 pm
one day ,a women met a robber,she felt very afraid ,said trembling "Man ,pls let me off , i am a saler to sell DRAM ,my Co. do not give me salary 2 months ,and i am one of the person who is laid-off ,if you have notice,you could be know ,i have no money....." suddenly,the robber cried" oh my god ,the same to me ,i were a saler to sell FLASH ,now you should grab your licensing, you may be meet another robbers too ,they are from mold team ,so you do not worry ,absolutly we do not rob the counterparts........" When the women wanted to left , the robber told she "Do not walk on the that way ,there are some robbers ,they are sold MP3 . some robbers hide in the grass ,who sold LED .........”
I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard.
xixi ,when so broing in the filed ,do not forget our smile,Merry Chirstmas
amen to that.
couldn't have said it better myself.
'Tis the season ... to not forget our smile.
heard any good led cold jokes lately?
A priest, a rabbi, and a led cold are walking by the churchyard one day when the rabbi sees a couple of young boys playing catch. He asks the priest; "who are those young boys ?" The priest replies; "Altar boys, why ? Do you want to **** them ?
The rabbi replies; "**** them out of what ?"
then the led cold gave the altar boys some MP3's and the altar boys said "What the **** is this? We all got iphone's. Are you trying to **** with us led cold?"
and THEN the led cold started to masturbate while the rabbi's wife menstruated, and the priest said that was an abortion.
good god, that was magnificent.
How many led colds does it take to give a good blow job ?
Why are you talking about this?
It is the dharma of led colds to masturbate and abort.
If I only knew what led cold means -
As much as I throw up my hands at interpretation:
LED = light emitting diodes. They (LEDs) run cold...but you got me about the rest or why, etc. How there's a joke buried in all this is beyond me.
It seems this person got laid off; or perhaps got 2 mo severance; or worked for 2 mo; or can't find work; or got burned in investing somehow, Could be they were burned while trying to sell DRAM (memory), Flash , or MP3. Maybe is being critical of all the changes in technology and the rush to sell the latest ephemeral hot tech.
All are purely guesses.
Some things are best left unexplored.