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Don't touch that cucumber!

Forums: Satire, Forbidden Fruit, Penis Shaped Vegis, Cucumbers
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jcboy
 
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 05:37 pm
But do sweet gerkin pickles give the women "sexual thoughts" as well or do they just remind them of their husbands? and why stop at the veggies and fruits? what about hot dogs, sausage, and a whole pork tenderloin?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072488/Muslim-cleric-warns-cucumbers-sexy-women-bans-penis-shaped-foods.html
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Irishk
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 06:19 pm
@jcboy,
Sometimes...a carrot is just a ... carrot.

Smile
jcboy
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 06:23 pm
@Irishk,
Yeah but what about bananas? lol Wink
Irishk
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 07:43 pm
@jcboy,
A much maligned, misunderstood and mistreated fruit? lol dunno!

(But that guy's wrong if he thinks he knows what I think he thinks he knows!)
Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 07:45 pm
@Irishk,
I think the cleric is just intimidated by the size of the veggies and doesn't want the women doing any comparisons. Wink
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MMarciano
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 08:02 pm
@jcboy,
Oh good god! Stay out of the produce section.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 08:08 pm
@jcboy,
Man, I don't want to even touch that link.
I might just explode.
jcboy
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 08:27 pm
@ossobuco,
lol yeah me too Wink Cool
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