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BPB's finally gone round the bend.

 
 
Ceili
 
Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 04:13 am
Tonight when I returned home from my gig, I received a strange email.

Jenny-mae from the animal protection services has pleaded with me, begging for your help. The situation is dire!!!
She is deeply worried and in fear for the sanity of one of our members. After a night of debauchery and sin, BPB ended up behind bars.

It seems Bi-Polar, it a fit over the up coming elections, has had a fearsome reaction. It appears, he read one too many drudge reports, heard or witnessed yet another Bush faux pas and saw red. Now only god knows the substances he mixed??? But with the 60's flashbacks and the constant, meaningless updates on CNN, well you can see for yourself, his reaction was severe. Our bear maybe beyond help. The bear needs your help. Crying or Very sad

http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/2003/07/23/purplebear1.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 05:22 am
Bleach?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 05:58 am
Nah, it looks like he used the stuff that little old ladies put on white hair to take away the yellow tinge.

BPB, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE THE WHOLE BOTTLE! Laughing
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 06:05 am
BPB Blinded by the light:
http://www.silverwood.plus.com/crookedsmile/purple-haze.gif
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 06:09 am
What the hell is that thing to BiPolarBear's immediate left? See it? It looks like some sort of demonic creature, half man, half sheep. And there appears to several more behind him. No wonder Bear is struggling to get out. They must be some sort of extraterrestrial groupies who have trapped the bear and are preparing to savage him as we watch. Good God! Can't someone do something?

http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/2003/07/23/purplebear1.jpg
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 06:14 am
Are they doing body cavity experiments? Damn, no wonder BPB feels alienated.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 06:17 am
Splutter!
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 06:54 am
You should never see red when you're playin' the blues...

Lookit the funny animal! Let's put 'im inna cirkus!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 09:56 am
Laughing <snark> Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 03:37 pm
That bear needs a good hug.....
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 03:46 pm
I can't figure out what did it. I followed my usual healthy night out routine. 3 Mongolian Motherfvckers(An 8 liquor drink), 2 Red Death shots, two big rails of crystal so I'd be alert driving home, then an ambien and hit the bong to take the edge off, and then me and squinney's special endorphin releasing exercise for spiritual calmness.

I try hard to maintain a healthy mental and physical balance. Perhaps I'm slipping a little.

Where's my hug?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 04:15 pm
Ready everyone??? 1, 2, 3......



(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG THE BEAR!!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 04:51 pm
Dys where did you get that picture? No self respecting member of a Bear band would be caught dead in a plain t shirt or playing an acoustic guitar on stage..... :wink:
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 04:51 pm
and a big bear hug back at ya Ms. Buns......
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2004 09:44 pm
The bleach worked, but his tongue is still purple.


http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/2003/01/09/bear1.jpg
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