Some Thoughts On The Upcoming Ontario Elections

what if they held an election and nobody cared (or for that matter talked about it)

cause with the election being in October and all, i'm not hearing much about it

as for the parties involved

is it possible that all the supposed Nazi scientists who were thought to have escaped to South America, actually escaped to Canada and through bizarre and evil experiments created the Ontario Conservative Party

i say yes

is it further possible that a group of incredibly boring scientists came to Canada and through dull and tedious experiments created the Ontario Liberal Party

i say yes

is it even further possible that a cadre of invisible scientists came to Canada and through nebulous and somewhat redundant experiments created the Ontario New Democratic Party

i say yes