HAVE THERE BEEN ANY KIDNAPPINGS, PERSONAL THREATS, SO ON AND SO FORTH ON THIS FORUM?

It's an old picture. I've gained weight since then, and the uniform is no longer flattering.

We will pay a ransom if the kidnaper accepts bits of string in payment. After that, you're on your own.

i'm so reassured...

You are moving to Canada, aren't you?

I think the Canadian to US string exchange rate will work in your favor if something happens to you.

And the Rodent say: tell the Gerble he is on his own... If anyone tries to shove me up an asshole it will be gun first and surprise, surprise!!!...

people shove hamster's up assholes???
wow.

I don't know that hamilton said which Vancouver, could be the Vancouver in Washington or the Vancouver on Cronkite Island in the Kingdom of Sturgistonia. Can't remember. Oh well, his business, not mine and I'm not going to try and figure out which of the 400 Vancouvers he's heading to.

(makes me wonder what was in those black beans I ate earlier)

Slow-learner hamsters?

Oh...

that would explain those hairs and my sudden desire to run in a wheel.

No; Gerbils, and I have been called on it, so you did not get it from me... Rodents cause a lot of damage in this country.. In the world really... It must be some form of revenge...

good thing this site puts them to good use!

There's certainly a lot of so on and so forth going on around here.

i've noticed!