Dr. Richman discovered ET fat cells

Maybe Mars itself is a big giant living thing (obviously a mammal) and these are its fat cells and muscle strands.

One thing he rarely says is where he is going with all of this. However, he has occasionally tipped his hand, with his ludicrous stories of humans and other animals existing on Mars billions of years ago. The reason he is so pig-headed, and so determined to warp anything remotely resembling confirmation for his "theory" is that this is religiously motivated. I'm not going to bother to search back through his drivel, but this is all tied up in his beliefs about "god," his imaginary friend superstition.

And remember, supporting evidence for this is written in "God's Books" which are written in chinese of course, and only identifiable by certain "special" people.

It's a very elaborate delusion, and as far as I know, completely unique. I don't think I've ever heard it, or anything similar to it, before.

One is reminded of the final verse of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush:

Well, I dreamed I saw the silver
Space ships flying
In the yellow haze of the sun,
There were children crying
And colors flying
All around the chosen ones.
All in a dream, all in a dream
The loading had begun.
They were flying Mother Nature's
Silver seed to a new home in the sun.
Flying Mother Nature's
Silver seed to a new home.

Here, this version is goofy and "new age" enough for the Wretch . . .