Teenage Domestic Violence. Why do these things happen?

Get it out with optrex. Spike Milligan

I think this was a joke, but I know neither the man nor the product =)

Monty Python would never had existed without the trail blazing work of Spike. Optrex is an eye wash product. Prince Charles was a lifelong fan, but Spike didn't let it go to his head

The mother of the deceased girl is strangely quiet.

Yeah, she should have released a single by now.

Or joined America's Got Talent or Celebrity Apprentice....

News Corp should know, they've probably hacked into her phone.