@JTT,
Got your knickers in a twist again, JTT?
"Tell your teenagers to stay in school"
I don't know about the USA, and whether you mollycoddle them in education ad infinitum, but in Europe it's not uncommon for teenagers to enter the work market at 18 or 19. Some stay on and go for degrees or vocational qualifications, but many don't.
If you want to split hairs, let me change it to "when your offspring enter the work market", then the specific age is left out and you won't get all hormonal again.
"Tell your teenagers that grandpa is a hypocritical old geezer"
Explain, as that would surely only apply if I were saying one thing and doing another. As I have given you no evidence that I do such a thing, I'll put it down to your hormones again.
"Tell your teenagers that free trade is only free trade works when it works for grandpa and his crew"
Your statement makes no sense, and leads me to believe that maybe you omitted a word or just lost your thread owing to the red mist.
You carry on buying your golf shirts at bottom dollar, no matter where they come from and how old the machine operators are, or what conditions they work under.
With all the money you save, you can carry on educating your young until they're in their forties for all I care.
I'll carry on looking after the people that matter to me in my own sweet way, where I can and when I can.
What I stated earlier was what at least the vast majority of parents would say.
I just can't understand why you would find it so outrageous.
Do consider anger management, old boy. For your own sake.