You've done what you do best, jump on a typo. You leave the kid alone, it's pretty clear he meant 1812 not 1912, that little war you're so proud of. It's really just a footnote in history though. What people over here are more concerned about is the Napoleonic campaign. That's why we have Waterloo Station and Trafalgar Square.
Interesting that you have a problem seeing Britain in 1912 as a democracy but not Mexico in 1846. Your definition of democracy seems to be that if a country calls itself a democracy it is a democracy. So The German Democratic Republic must have been a democracy by your definition.
You seem to know a great deal about history, unfortunately you don't seem to understand any of it. All you've succeeded in doing is make yourself look even more ridiculous, (if that were possible). Not only that you've gained another nickname. I would never have thought to call you Malvolio had it not been for your bizarre attachment to Puritanism, and your ridiculous strutting and prancing.
And now just like Malvolio you're plunged into darkness, seemingly insane, with only the comments of a 'clown,' to break the tedium. I'm quite happy to accept the label you have thrown my way. I'll be Feste to your Malvolio. There's not much more of this farce left to play out, all that's left for you to do is petulantly shout 'I'll be reveng'd on the whole pack of you!' and storm off in a huff. You need to keep your eye on the ball not the Captain's pie.
Tara for now.