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Dissenter? Me? No... just awed by your talent in creating (or borrowing) such a awesome cheeky text emoticon title. A modern day Picasso you be!

good to see you again TA.

Yus . . . lickity split just means right away . . . everyone--who is not a doofus--knows that . . .

At last we have an A2k Seinfeld.

A thread about Nothing.

Please forgive my delirium nay euphoria to see such café society members favor me with a response; I shall waste no time reading them…


I’m not usually a fan of dystopian literature, but Tsar, you are a star. It is indeed becoming obvious that the more original I try to be, someone has already beat me to it. I am content to think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

DP, you are indeed the thinking man’s C. Dundee. I always picture you as Major Les Hiddens (aka The Bush Tucker Man). I sincerely hope all is well with you and yours.

Set my dear friend, much of your text reads about as joyfully as a Volkswagen manual; to many people your dramatic criticism must seem like an attempt to tattoo soap bubbles. Personally I have only the fondest memories of bubbles.

Good morning dearest Deb’s, you are absolutely correct in your assertion that it is Much Ado About Nothing. I am contracted to provide a number of topics per annum for general edification.
In this instance however the fickle finger of fate points in your direction as nothing can ever be the same again after your salivating revelation that you tantalize by wearing a front opening brazier!

To the rest of the world; glad you could make it, especially as I heard they were having some problems with the A2K retirement home bus.

I've stepped back and have been looking at it from every direction. I don't think you post just to post. You're looking for something...

I wonder what?

Godot.

Whisper! Whisper, whisper! Oh Missy, you may know me better than my psychiatrist. What? Seriously? For the love of God, waddya mean, what's all this ‘my search’? Since when has the public belonged to me and since when have I have some kind of mythical commitment to A2K to inform them of every aspect of my less than wretched life? And.....why are your ample ‘Scarlett’ bosoms heaving, are you holding a gun?

Oh, al-right then! This response is being written under duress and in an "Al Q'eda" YouTube video kinda way...

I was born on the South side and still not dead yet. As a consequence you may have expected me to say that I was searching for intelligent life within the corridors of A2K. However, if you look at the rabbits reply, “Waiting for Godot” you will see the most sublime answer EVER!

Now, don’t get me wrong we are all born mad and some remain so but I love Gummi Bears, Jack Daniel's, working out, cooking, writing and Iron Maiden. I loathe liquorice, aniseed and the fact that eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

I think Baseball is inherently evil and the creation of Lucifer, that most people don't have a clue what's going on and that writers are underrated, underpaid and under-appreciated souls adrift in the choppy waters of Republican commercialism and general hooey; but then I would say that, wouldn't I?

How's that?
Waddya mean ‘Good grief’?


I fell in love with Gone With the Wind when I started 4th grade, I've always believed he would come back when they were both a bit older and wiser and more able to accept and appreciate each other more (although they still fight of course.) They need those sparks!

© T.R.Yagain:
No part if this script may be reproduced without the implied consent of a duvet rumble.

eh..I'll be waiting a while I suppose. It's only interesting for a moment - the wondering. I think I can move on. My ADD won't let me focus on the mundane too terribly long.

You haven't changed!! You are weird and strange
btw single quotes too funny!!

It's like I stepped into a parallel universe...

I may well be a pretentious parsimonious pensionable precocious peasant Philadelphia pheasant plucker; but I know a parallel universe when I fall in one.

I just loved you in Quincy M.E. – so much better than Dr Kildare. I think the confusion is that Tryingtolearn (TTL) may well be related to Tryingtohelp (TTH).
TTH was TTL whereas TTL is TTH. If they both morph we might learn sommat.

NOTE: This topic has allegedly been reported in The Journal of the Canadian Ceramic Society. - Thank you Harry Potter.

If you have a porcelain, alumina or zirconia story; please spill.

OMG I am laughing so hard. You are indeed weird!!!

btw I am not going to morph