BASICALLY, I AM BEING ACCUSED OF AND CRITICIZED FOR NOT DOING WHAT I AM DOING: OFFERING THEM A CHOICE.
You're frustrated. Caps don't help. Think: how do your readers feel? How does your class?
You can't write worth a damn. You don't know that so let me count the ways:
You drop syllables in quoted titles
"Another instructor, actually a tenured full professor, also teaching ENG 101, uses a different anthology. Since the faculty is reading Barbara Ehrenreich's Nickel and Dimed, she assigned that book to the entire class as a basis for research. I think my program is better."
Um, no, it's Nickeled and Dimed.
You lose entire words as when you tell Tsarstepan
"Microcosm of the macrocosm? The part that stands in the whole. Really? You haven't heard that?"
Nope. It's the part that stands in FOR the whole.
You don't know neigh from nay, knight from night
"You are always right. I am such a beknighted person that I don't know my mind."
Benighted? I guess you are.
Yo girl I don't care. God knows I'm no literature expert but I don't pretend to be one either and you do. The poster who told you
"Please, drop the snot re who knows what."
was right on the button.
Boomerang is right you'll never get to where you say you want to be with this approach. It defeats your stated purpose.
If your unstated purpose is "I wanna feel superior to Y'ALL IDIOTS"
THAT purpose you're accomplishing IN SPADES.