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Why panspermia is false; true origin of mankind

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 12:50 pm
@Setanta,
Occasionally I also have no idea of what I just typed, and then when I see it(I often type something and have to run off and do something else), its then waay too late to correct my gibberish. I should only respond in leisure.
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:57 pm
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

"There is no such thing as interplanetary or intersolar moving of mankind"
That means massive moving of mankind.
"Earthly humans visited Moon and Mars 200 million years ago at the latest."
That means a few explorers visited Moon and Mars, not moving of mankind in a massive way

You're not really trying to explain what you wrote are you. Some things just can't be improved on.
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ragnel
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 07:21 pm
I had a vision while I was doing a bit of astral travel last night.
I discovered that 'bewildered' is just the pen name of a very important prophet named Exidor. He has been out of sight for the last few years, but spent some time letting the masses get to know him by appearing with his friend Mork from Orc on earthly television screens.
It's true!
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 07:48 pm
@ragnel,
Is he "The Giant HEad"?
bewildered
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 01:31 am
@joefromchicago,
bewildered wrote:
By the way, most humans return to Heaven during sleep most nights. You just don't know. You are unable to be aware of this fact no matter how you try or how I explain it.
So how are you aware of it?

URL: http://able2know.org/reply/post-4559474
I said many times that God wrote many books (in Chinese).
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 12:54 pm
@bewildered,
Well, that clears it up for me.
Joe(like crystal)Nation
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ragnel
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 10:01 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
Quote:
Is he "The Giant HEad"?

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I was trying to insert a link, but every time I entered it, I lost my internet connection (I think I have a very sick computer).

(Or perhaps someone has put a curse on me???)

So, I would suggest you google Exidor - there are some very good clips there.
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 09:17 am
@ragnel,
What I want to know, because I have a doctor's appointment in two weeks, is whether we are about to be transported to another planet before then.
I don't mind going, but I would like to know so I can 1) pack and 2) get a refund on my Unlimited MetroCard.

Oh, and on the new planet, I would like to be thinner and faster.

Joe(where do I apply?)Nation
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 10:03 am
@Joe Nation,
sorry, It looks like Jupiter
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ragnel
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 10:27 pm
@Joe Nation,
Sounds like winter woollies will be needed.

Oh, and I think you'll be fatter and flatter.

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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 08:07 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:
I said many times that God wrote many books (in Chinese).

I wasn't aware that you had said that many times. You'll excuse me if I'm not sufficiently familiar with your oeuvre. But how do you know it was God who wrote those books? And why did She write in Chinese?

bewildered wrote:
"Earthly humans visited Moon and Mars 200 million years ago at the latest."
That means a few explorers visited Moon and Mars, not moving of mankind in a massive way

How did they do that? And how do you know they did that?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 09:38 am
Yeah, I'd like to know if we get moved in a flash or is the whole thing like the Israelites, where it take forty years of wandering before we get to the only place in the Middle East without oil. (That God, such a kidder!)
JUPITER.
I'm up for it. I've even written the new anthem for our country.

Oh, beautiful for bright red skies
with so many moons to view,
for purple sandstorms raging by
the hydrous ammonium nitrate spew.

Oh, Jupiter, Oh Jupiter
God's blessed our brand new home,
transported us thus
on his interplanetary bus,
now we'll see what we shall see.


Joe(we are SO adaptable as a species)Nation
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 09:52 am
@Joe Nation,
I was trying to sing that to the star spangled banner and it didnt work.

ragnel
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2011 10:05 pm
@farmerman,
I wouldn't worry about that too much.
Do you think in all those raging storms and things we'll have voices?

(Any way, from what I've heard, the Star Spangled Banner is almost impossible to sing at the best of times.)
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 07:50 am
@ragnel,
well, we will have helmets with full spectrum radio communications , so we can sing our new national anthem . Itll be an awesome sound system.
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 07:54 am
@joefromchicago,
joefromchicago wrote:

bewildered wrote:
Humans lived on Mars between 2.5 billion and 4 billion years ago. After that, God led humans to live on a planet in another solar system. Then, 360 million years ago, God led humans to live on this Earth.

How?


duh.. He parted the vacuum in space and they walked across.
joefromchicago
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 07:57 am
@parados,
Well, that's the obvious answer.
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 07:58 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

bewildered wrote:
By the way, most humans return to Heaven during sleep most nights. You just don't know. You are unable to be aware of this fact no matter how you try or how I explain it.
So how are you aware of it?





I guess that explains the dream about falling out of bed. You are actually falling back into bed from heaven.

Now if you could explain why my pillow is missing after my dream about eating a cloud in heaven.....
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