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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 05:39 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Such persons would be beneath contempt, and certainly beneath my notice . . . unless they had something witty to say which were not about politics or religion.

Chai is fired.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 06:08 am
I like trees. The green leafed ones. Not so much the yellow and brown leafed ones. Sometimes if you are very quiet you can find a hippy hugging one. That is when a battery operated nail gun is very handy. Trees are neat !
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 08:17 am
@hingehead,
Oh, I think I'm losing it. Your comment about chicken sexing reminded me of a story I was listening to the other about someone who was a turkey sexer. I repeated the story to a friend of mine but right now I can't for the life of me remember where or how I heard the original tale.

Oh, wait.
!!
I just remembered.


I feel so much better.
Joe(thank you for listening)Nation
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 12:51 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Chai is fired.


You can't fire me, I quit.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 12:53 pm
@chai2,
Don't quit. He has to pay worker's comp if he fires you.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 01:44 pm
You're not helping, EB . . .
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Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 05:35 pm
@chai2,
Quote:
Quote:
Chai is fired
You can't fire me, I quit.
Slaves are sold.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 05:49 pm
Alf came from Melmac.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 07:33 pm
@edgarblythe,
Kids these days, they don't even know what melmac is.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 07:35 pm
Isn't he that guy who used to be an announcer for David Letterman?
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 07:37 pm
@Setanta,
Larry "Bud" Melman.

What a hunk.

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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 08:03 pm
@wayne,
wayne wrote:
I've always wanted to visit Canada.

CHUMLY EATS WURMZ
Zesty wiggkers...fried with Canadian back bacon!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 08:17 pm
is paul shaffer a space alien, or just canadien?
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 08:34 pm
Well, he sure ain't Canadienne . . .
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 09:25 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:
is paul shaffer a space alien, or just canadien?
Perhaps the best way to answer that is to consider that milk is sold in bags in eastern Canada and is sold in jugs in western Canada; this more than any other cultural differentiation individualizes the separate Canadas. As to Paul's point of origin* that would depend on whether he was a bag-man or a jug-man.

* as in the Cartesian coordinate system
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 09:58 pm
@Chumly,
I swear, that is the funniest thing I ever read.

No, wait............
Joe(I've had some wine)Nation
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:08 pm
@Rockhead,
Paul's from Tundra Bay. That kinda tells you everything.


not too far from where Terry Fox's run ended


now that was an amazing man


amazing
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Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 01:31 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

I swear, that is the funniest thing I ever read.

No, wait............
Joe(I've had some wine)Nation
Your humor is appreciated as well!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 08:14 pm
The Shrimp
by Ogden Nash

A shrimp who sought his lady shrimp
Could catch no glimpse
Not even a glimp.
At times, translucence
Is rather a nuisance.

ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 08:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
I once had an Ogden Nash book of verse - I suppose I gave it away, away.
 

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