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Will the Twinkie Fairy come to the rescue?

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 05:17 am
Debbie? If anyone is referring to moi, that is a fightin' word.........
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 05:21 am
See... she can't be Little Debbie. Not sweet enough.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 05:24 am
The big U.S. manufacturer of allegedly baked junk food is Hostess, which makes Twinkies, Hohos and other such delightful excursions into better living through chemistry. Running a close second in the hearts of nutritionally careless or clueless Americans is Dolly Madison, not only the name of an heroic First Lady, but the name of a nationally-based "bakery" concern.

Just as every industry has an economy brand which appeals through cheapness, and seeks a profit in volume sales, so it is with low-rent confectionaries. The cheaper-by-the-dozen brand for such products here is Lil' Debbie, which shows on its cover the picture of a winsome lass, reminiscent of Shirley Temple. Absolutely no coneys are displayed thereon, and there is not the least reference to antipodean curmudgeonettes . . .
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Brand X
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:49 am
dlowan wrote:
Debbie? If anyone is referring to moi, that is a fightin' word.........


I didn't mean to ruffle the bunnies......hare. :wink:
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 08:28 am
Oh, very bad, very bad indeed . . .

I salute you, BX . . .
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 08:40 am
Well bunny, if you ever think of changing your avatar Laughing
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 11:10 am
Lil Debbie, Bunny of the South.

hehehehehe
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 11:14 am
Twinkies were originally filled with banana cream but during WW II there was a shortage of bananas so the Twinkies are now vanilla creame filled.
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Brand X
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 11:54 am
dys, why would someone know that?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 11:57 am
Embarrassed
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Brand X
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 11:59 am
Laughing
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 10:22 pm
One of my dark little secrets is that I like Twinkies, especially when I get a sugar craving. Nothing like a package of artificial ingredients to calm a sugar junkie.

Ben and Jerry's does it for me when I'm feeling classier, but even then I eat it right out of the carton. Embarrassed Cool Confused

Will you all respect me in the morning????
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:17 pm
Sure wish I had known that, Diane. I had to buy a box of 10 of the things to get two to send to Virginia. I was in quite a state over what to do with the other 8.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:20 pm
No, Diane. I will not respect you in the morning, after a night of Twinkies. Really, what are you thinking, anyway?
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:44 pm
Really, I try to change my ways, only to relent and buy Twinkies in a grocery store where no one will recognize me. I hide them under the cereal and bread. The woman at the check out counter always gives me a sly, knowing smirk. How humiliating!!!
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:46 pm
Roger, it is only an eight hour drive to our apartment. How about this weekend?

BTW, I still have the Twinkies I was supposed to send to SealPoet's M-I-L. It is a package of three. I haven't opened it, but I can't seem to pack it up and send it to some stranger who probably won't really appreciate them.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 12:04 am
Weekends are out for a while. One of the hazards of bookkeeping is that the year end work really happens in the first quarter of the year following. The hazard of being a salaried bookkeeper is working weekends free of charge. Anyway, doesn't Colorado have some pretty stiff environmental laws to be smuggling in stuff like that?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 05:40 am
FYI... she just retaliated. She sent me a tin of Spotted Dick.
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TwistedFerret
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 12:15 am
I love Twinkies. And Ding-Dongs. Mmm. Nothin' better...
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 03:46 pm
SealPoet wrote:
FYI... she just retaliated. She sent me a tin of Spotted Dick.


Laughing Laughing Go M-I-L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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