Oz is a twinkie-free zone! Had to find the Oz equivalent - but....we are far too clean living! So. sent something else!
Happy Christmas to SP's MIL!
I'd mail 'em.
I'm still searching for them here. They apparently are not easily found in Canada, and well, I'd never seen one til I looked for them online. I've got the address, I just don't have no dang twinkies to mail. I will find some disgusting food product to mail!
Sorry BILL, the bomb squad would call in the HAZMAT team.
And Beth, there is really no substitute for a Twinkie in the world of disgusting food.
not even a pecan butter-tart?
i thought so. i wonder how well a pecan butter tart would mail. a bit runny and suspicious, i'd think. leaking packages are usually not too, errrrr, attractive.
You can't get dog-boy to fetch some from over the border?
He meant puppydog boy, boy.
I invite all of you charm school dropouts to kiss my furry, and unwiped behind . . .
"Yum, yum", says the other poochs,
"Hey, this tastes like a Twinkie!!"
Okay..heres the thing...this week, I would mail it, most certianly.
HOWEVER
odd that i think..'wait, Mr. Nation is in NYC I believe...no no...bomb squad..definately'
ah well.
I can see it now.
'anything to declare, sir?'
'twinkies'
'twinkies, sir?'
'yes, i know this woman, and she needs twinkies to mail to the states'
'sir, you're arriving from the states.'
'yes'
'oh, i see. you're the same gentleman that a woman was driving from the states, to canada, in october, so you could catch a flight to the u.s. Go ahead.'
The really scarey thing is that a lot a them border guards
do recognize me . . .
I want you all to know that I left it at at the 181st Station with MY NAME AND ADDRESS ON IT. So that 'box found' at 42nd Street is not mine.
Nor it the one at the Met, found tonight. It's a little tense here in the big city.......
Anybody going to Times Square??
I will be on the beach in Florida.....
Joe
uhoh, have there been a couple of scares? Just that, eh?
