Geek Poetry

All your base are belong to U.S.

To the tune of 'Blue Moon' <ahem>

Geek boy, I saw you standing alone
without a chance in your heart
without a girl of your own.

Geek boy, you knew just what I was there for
to fantasize and obsess for
so you could whack off just a bit more.

And then there suddenly appeared before me
the only one my arms will ever hold
no, not you, the quarterback,
his name is Jack, his hair is gold (just like mine, tee hee).

Geek boy, now I'm no longer alone
so please stop calling
my home and my cell phone.

From the Arrogant Worms. . .


You double-clicked my heart
You've upgraded my life
You booted up my hard drive
Please be my cyber-wife
You've logged into my soul
You've downloaded my dreams
Let's go to my chat-room
And I'll show you what I mean

I wanna log in to you
So I can prove my love is true
You're the apple of my IBM, let me interface with you
I wanna log in to you
(Log in to you)

Password incorrect
My login was denied
I gotta open up your motherboard
Put my Pentium inside

I got a 21" screen
The colours'll make you dizzy
My attachments are full of love for you
But your modem still rings busy (Beep beep)

www dot love
you at me dot com
You can unzip all my floppy files
And spin my CD-ROM

I wanna log in to you
So I can prove my love is true
I'm free of any virus
And I've been debugged too
I wanna log in to you
So I can prove my love is true
Come be my laptop dancer, I got lotsa RAM for you
I wanna log in to you

www dot love
you at me dot com
www dot love
you at me dot com
www dot love (C'mon c'mon!)
you at me dot com (Everybody now!)
www dot love (Lemme hear ya!)
you at me dot com (Yeah!)
www dot love
you at me dot com
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- (www dot love)
(you at me dot com)
I wanna log in to you (www dot love)
(you at me dot com)
I wanna log in to you (www dot love)
(you at me dot com)
I wanna wanna wanna yeah yeah (www dot love)
(you at me dot com)

LOL nice

Don't tell me that that's actually a song! hehehe.

Ah, love. Romance at its best. LOL

Very funny, Monger.