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WHAT A LOVELY HOME YOU HAVE, MRS. CLEAVER . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 10:36 am
Why, thank you Wally!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 10:40 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

WHAT A LOVELY HOME YOU HAVE, MRS. CLEAVER . . .


Why, thank you Eddie!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 10:43 am
Eddie . . . Eddie Haskell . . . and i wrote Wally . . . goddamn it.

When June Cleaver started to experience menopause, she told her husband . . .























Ward, i'm worried about the Beaver.
Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:07 am
Wally Cleaver: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: But gee, Wally, you hang around with girls and the guys don't give you the business.

Wally Cleaver: Well, that's because I'm in high school. You can do a lot of stuff in high school without getting the business.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:33 am
I think you paid way too much attention to that program, Boss . . .
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:36 am
Mrs Cleaver to Ward, "You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night."
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:46 am
@Setanta,
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:47 am
@Setanta,
Larry Mondello: These here are Beaver's pigeons, which he named after his two teachers, which the cat ate, so he buried them.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:48 am
@Setanta,
June Cleaver: Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef.

Eddie Haskell: No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We're having squab this evening.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:50 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Wally Cleaver: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: But gee, Wally, you hang around with girls and the guys don't give you the business.

Wally Cleaver: Well, that's because I'm in high school. You can do a lot of stuff in high school without getting the business.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:50 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:51 am
OK, you guys are findin' this **** on-line somewhere . . .
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:51 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I could use my own money, the twenty-five dollars I got in the bank.

Wally Cleaver: I thought you were saving that to go to college.

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Larry says he never heard of a college you could go to for twenty-five dollars.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:52 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
poor Lumpy...
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:56 am
@Setanta,
Would you like the site?

BBB
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:58 am
No thanks, it would just spoil it for me. I not only remember Eddie Haskell, i knew a guy just like Eddie Haskell, and he even looked like him. He was one mean sumbitch when out of earshot of adults.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 11:59 am
@Setanta,
not I. I made it up. some others are serious I suppose. Kinda reminds me of the time I posted that Setanta was bested by the philoforum, an obvious attempt at humour that others took cereally.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 12:00 pm
@Setanta,
You will like this one.

Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 12:01 pm
@dyslexia,
Took cereally . . . you mean one after the other?
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2010 12:01 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.

June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.

Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.
 

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