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Fri 20 Aug, 2010 06:56 pm
I just walked from Herald Square to my apartment. Probably three to four miles. It took me about an hour and a half. When I got home I took off all my clothes but my underwear, parked myself on my couch, and turned on the Yankee game. Within minutes, as every man will do in this situation, I had to scratch my sack. So I reached down and gave it a scratch and a little comfort adjustment, and there was my finger, ball sweat lingering on it. Without thinking, I brought it up to my nose, and oh my god my balls smell so good tonight! A little musky, but something so natural and healthy, like the dew off the grass at the bottom of a rainbow. The smell was so good I just had to share with the class. And now aren't you glad I did?
Thank god I had this pleasant little surprise, because the Yankees game sucks tonight.
@kickycan,
the Yankees are getting spanked.
go wash your hands before you eat the chips, dude...
i was hoping this was a thread about meatballs in sauce
and well i guess in some ways it was
@Rockhead,
I'm drinking, silly, not eating! And you know what!? I might even smoke some ganja later and smell my nuts some more! I will, of course, wash my hands should the need arise. But man, my balls smell good tonight!
@djjd62,
That reminds me of a joke I read on a popsicle stick once upon a time.
What did the meatball say to the tomato?
Don't get saucy with me!
I am surprised that none of our newly acquired philosophy scholars have
responded yet in a manner where even Freud would have wondered about.
@CalamityJane,
Hey, CJ! Glad to see you! I thought you'd run off with Gus somewhere to live out the rest of your lives together as a filthy hippie couple or something! Have you ever smelled the dewy grass at the bottom of a rainbow?
@djjd62,
That's right. One for each ball.
@kickycan,
No kicky, gustav left without me, that darn sucker! I wasn't enough hippie for him *sigh*
We have lots of rainbows, the grass smells differently though out here.
@kickycan,
Finally, Kick is back. Let the mozzarella bubble...
in Manhattan.....
@kickycan,
Hey man! i completely understand what you're talking about. Working up a little sweat, having the boys marinate a little, getting a good dig going and then snnnnifffffff - nice and long and deep. Why wouldn't we enjoy our own scent?? I say 'scatch and sniff and enjoy'!
@kickycan,
I guess it is an aquired taste/aroma for some folks. For me, ball-sweat is a bigtime fetish. Wish I could sniff 'em, too! ;-)
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