salvation starts with rice.

@roger,

Well, if the rag isn't too greasy, maybe!

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@roger,

roger wrote:

You mean, you don't even pay people who rush out at intersections and scrub your windshield with a greasy rag?

I'm picky about that. I only let them proceed if they swear it's WD30 on the rag.

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@Phoenix32890,

Phoenix32890 wrote:

I give to certain charities of my choice. That choice has absolutely NO correlation with them sending me anything.

The research shows us that this would make you an extraordinarily rare bird. Even more rare than the Phoenix you're named for.

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@dyslexia,

I guess it's all about the Uncle Ben's!

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@tsarstepan,

I believe that if you buy in bulk from Costco:
http://tinyurl.com/2evxzlc

Only $50.

Quote:

Food For Health™
Emergency Food Supply
Instant White Rice
112 Servings, 20 Year Self Life
Item # 472396

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@tsarstepan,

tsarstepan wrote:

I guess it's all about the Uncle Ben's!

Very approriate for Bible Camp.
After all, it is Uncle Ben's Converted Rice.

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@George,

my guess was wild rice...

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@Rockhead,

That anything like wild oats?

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@George,

Are you suggesting that these pious students sow their wild oats George?

Quote:

You Catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one,
You know that only the good die young

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