But I'll try my hand at one anyway. Oh let's see, where should I begin?
I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, though for most of my life I've been an Atheist. I was raised in a Christian family, though I've never considered myself Christian. I have read the Bible, the Koran, the Satanic Bible, and an assortment of other religious literature scattered across the far reaches of the internet and Barnes & Noble bookstores.
At the moment I am trying to better my understanding of Eastern religions and the occult. My hobbies include all things vampires and werewolves, writing stories (mostly about vampires and werewolves), playing RTS and space shooter video games (StarFox, FTW!!), and forum Role-Play (and if you can't guess by now which kind I generally aim for, you need your head examined).
So, uh, yeah, hi.