Who I'd most like to go drinking with on a boys night out

I want Ceili with us.

In fact -- I'm not all that interested in there being an "us" involved.

I'm sure Ceili and I can do enough debauching all by ourselves.

Ceili, aparently you've become the face that launched a thousand A2K ships.....you doe eyed seductress you...

I took some of the boys out for a ride in the country. We stopped at a few towns, just trying to get ideas... you know, find the perfect town to terrorize. We found one but my cousin, Joe Birdidnik, had a few too many and started his own little terrorizing campaign.

I got kind of pissed and told him, "Joe, we need to have a town intact for the A2k party. Is that too much too ask?"

"C'mon, Gus. Let me burn just one more town. Then you and your friends can have the next one."

"Hell, Joe. Go ahead. Burn another one.... but that's the last one! Understood?"

"Sure, Gus, sure."

So, as soon as Joe finishes up here, I'll find another town or two to destroy. I'll keep everyone posted.

Flash a little skin and you got 'em eatin' out the palm of your hand, or emm.... well I think I'll leave that one alone.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
giggle............ or jiggle I'm not sure which is more appropriate.

Gus, you should go burn Canada.

Except Montreal.

I will admit that you looked pretty good in that robe, Ceili. I burned my retinas and had to get some eyedrops.

The doctor said I should be able to see by the end of the week. I hope the party doesn't start before then.

And why should Montreal be spared?

So where's the broads?

Hey, he found it....

Hey, I want in. I'm in the mood to raise some hell.

Don't even think about it Slappy!!!

So this is where all the riff raff has been hanging out at, eh?

If they let Doo Hoo in here they must not be checking credentials.

Why's it taken so long for you to actually post, skwerl?

Never complain about a slow man, Little k!

I reckon I gots derailed with other stuff. I remember signing up, but never came back.

Hey Skwerl.

Gus...why spare montreal?

Many cheap strippers and beer. Kind of like Skwerl's family reunions.

Howdy ho, Frank!

Who is this Skwerl X guy? Is he dangerous?

Yes, stay away from him. Especially if you have young, nubile daughters under the age of 17. And phone numbers...he needs their phone numbers.

As a matter of fact, Skwerl X, I do have a young, nubile daughter. I'm usually pretty protective of her -- the damn Lester twins have been sniffin' around the last couple of months and I've had to chase them off with a shotgun.

But here's the deal: I'm looking to marry Edna off and you seem like a pretty decent kind of guy. You pick her up tomorrow, wine and dine her, and, if need be, perform cunnilingus. If she likes you, well hell friend.... I expect you'd make a find son-in-law.

Edna's out back at the picnic table. I'll tell her you're on the way.