Searchlight is Going aGainst Christianity.

Apparently Todd Partridge has been roaming the internet copy and pasting this spat into any forum that will allow him access. Others he has given no response, here he has.

I am confident there is no such thing as the Searchlighters, and that "Eyes Wide Shut" (Dubbed at the Celerity Academy as "Eyes Wide ****") is just a really shitty movie from a really shitty moviemaker.

I'm sorry, The crux of your rant is simple: If anyone was forcing sex upon you, you would be so busy popping viagras that you wouldn't slide around the net in a streak of your own **** trying to get sympathy for the very reason. That, and you're what we call "a fuckin tart" in the industry.

If you wish to view your full file with the Celerity Academy, Celerity Industries or any Celerity partner feel free to ask. HIPAA Compliancy requires us to offer it to you for free.

Gimme a break...not you Celerity, that Todd character.

Thank you. And Reagaknight, Celerityn, and socalgolfguy, thank you for reading this. I know that time is precious and understand your feelings completely. I consider highly any who take the time to considered what we don't understand, instead of blantantly ignoring it. I just ask that you remember this for your benefit later on. Remember the "Calling" Section, Searchlighters are required to signal to each other. If you keep an open mind you will hopefully discover Searchlight in a harmless-way - their are plenty of Searchlighters out there.



The intentions of Searchlight are honest, they are trying to make life happier for all people. What better sense of purpose in oneself is there? Happiness may not get you money... Well put markx.

This whole thing bothers me though - this culture that has become so corrupted. I talk about this because force and intimidation have become the ways to propagate it.

PISS off no shout out for me reading it? I hope they make you a 5 or whatever is the ridiculed number LOL

The whole thing is silly.

Agreed.

Of course it is.

I POOP ON THIS THREAD

"I POOP ON THIS THREAD"

Please hold your poop. Loose poop in the A/O could compromise the entire operation. Police up your poop.

Nice reading material. Extensive library, LOL.

Is that a self portrait..?

Its bathroom Reading HOOTERS and MAXIM. Good looking broads without the accidental Hardon while you are shitting.

Lol!!

LOL!!!

When will they stop? Searchlight has been trying to "assimulate" me for 2 years 6 months, 10 days. This is terrorism. Please read what I have to say. My blog has information that is up to date.

todd partridge

I have an excellent idea. Quit expecting us to take this seriously. (uh oh number code in my sentence)

I have an excellent idea. = 20 = 2+0 =2
Quit expecting us to take this seriously. = 34 = 3+4=7

Now is that code 2 and 7? or it it over all code 9? Quick translate

I was in the backyard, mowing the lawn. Suddenly, a gorgeous 20-year-old babe in a bikini climbed over my privacy fence. She was physically perfect, and greased down with a thin layer of Crisco. She said, "Hey baby, heard you're about to turn 50?" Shocked beyond words, I managed to spit out a garbled, 'yes'. "Wanna celebrate with one last sinful roll in the grass?" she asked, gently caressing her 'missiles'. Instantly, the blood ran out of my head and I began to feint. Just before I hit the ground, all hell broke loose. National Guardsman and SECRET SERVICE agents appeared everything, with machine-guns, attack-dogs and mini-tanks. Someone in a helicopter hovering above shouted over a blowhorn, "She's Searchlight, Pino. Get down!!!!" I hit the dirt, just seconds before massive gunfire erupted and blow away my entire neighborhood. Gotta watch out for those Searchlight babes. They're sneaky and dangerous. Glad I didn't go for it.

Yeah I had an encountr with searchlight, I was at this home depot, and when I was walking to the car this hot chick asked me for a ride her car had broken down.

WHile driving her to her destination she leaned over and gave me a massive blow job , playing with my Junk hacky sack and squeezing my ass we almost wrecked. After I dropped her off at a mini mart, I realized the bitch had stolen my wallet, in its place was a card that said. Searchlight just pwnt you.

LMAO

They say the way Searchlight chicks play hacky-sack gives them away. Gotta keep an eye out for that.

Maybe i can convince my wife to join the Search, LOL.