0
   

Fun with screwy surrealism!

 
 
Monger
 
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 03:34 pm
The pangolin inside my tongue tells me the kettle is full of Mondays again. Hollow echoes of tangled utensils infest the macaroni of septic dreams. Penumbral anguish vilifies me as the empty spiral gesticulates evermore, and all along the insects of night cackle and crackle within the fluorescent decagons of hybrid monarchs. Clocks, clocks, clocks. Where is the why? The monocular bunnies of horror plot against me once more, and this time there is no storm cloud to hide my disequilibrium.
To summarize: Madness hurts and fish weep, but NOBODY CARES any more.

Care to join me in a bathtub of paradoxical monkeys?
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 0 • Views: 4,737 • Replies: 54
No top replies

 
Heliotrope
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 03:40 pm
Please tell me I'm not the only one to whom that made complete sense.
0 Replies
 
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 03:50 pm
Heliotrope, you're not the only one.

It made such good sense to me, I immediately parboiled yesterday's dreams. poured them over the mashed inhibitions of tomorrow's memories and immediately got embroiled -- or, perhaps, enroasted -- in a menage-a-trois with A2K. Sadness flickers like a half-gutted frame in a silent movie.
0 Replies
 
Monger
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 04:09 pm
Merry's mellifluous yet sullen enigma makes me weep droplets of sherry.

You must ask not what the monkeys can do for you, but what the monkeys can do for your shattered mandible.
0 Replies
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 04:36 pm
I'm lost, but could you please pass the bubble bath.
0 Replies
 
Eva
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 06:29 pm
Climb on in, Montana. Just watch out for the tails.
0 Replies
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 06:42 pm
Yeah, but these damn monkeys keep splashing me and I'm getting very annoyed here. Get over there you blasted monkey!!!!!!!
0 Replies
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 09:02 pm
I limberly perambulated across a great rhombicosidodechahedren dancefloor with nothing but 62, 120, 60 on my mind. That and Dali's dripping iconoclasts, mustachioed macho mackerals of time, who climbed the embittered air of roasted squash with buttery, sugared faces, the innocents of badly placed, itineranat rabbit droppings.
0 Replies
 
SealPoet
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 09:06 pm
That man was arrested for impersonating a speed bump.
0 Replies
 
Ceili
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 09:47 pm
Exsqueeze me, while I machinate on the twisted verbiage pixelating across said monitor, as I dip a dainty toe into the barrel of marauding monkeys and mustachioed macho mackerels and squeamishly test the weeping fish hyperbole. If I jump into the quagmire, toot sweet; perhaps I can forgo the initial grimaced shock and swim, swam, swum my way through the delicious absurdity, the bastardized thread of a2k actuality. Amen
0 Replies
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 10:55 pm
hahaha!!!!
0 Replies
 
Monger
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 12:58 am
Ah, the dancing clown chef (now there's some screwy surrealism for you!..or maybe just surly screwyism) has come forward with his army of fine singing mackerals, rabbits & squash. Joy! Should I dance a merry jig on cows that melt like rockets in the sun while the dainty Ceili frets over swimming through the moonstruck mud puddle of madness in her fluffy white underthings? Should I push her in?
0 Replies
 
Monger
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 12:58 am
Here, have some more bubble bath, Montana! You need it!
0 Replies
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 03:24 am
The marmosets were restless in new boots, and the books were staging a protest. A silverfish brooch was made, and offered in the name of peace while a sky of inane viscosity marched in untherapeutic jackboot fashion to the beat of the nurse's wavering dress. "Rubber needles for all it is then," she cried, as the trees shook their heads in torniquet sobriety. "If you refuse to stop barking, you can leave" nurse said, and so the trees complied, and melted into the strange affair of the season.
0 Replies
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 03:25 am
I met a swan once. It was wearing a cygnet ring.
0 Replies
 
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 04:17 am
Who the hell is Sir Reel anyway?
He asked me where does the time go and I told him that Tuesday nights it has chimera classes.
But did he really mean where does the thyme go? I should have referred him to the clown prince.
It bothers me.
0 Replies
 
the prince
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 04:32 am
I am trying to keep up with this thread. Unfortunately I cannot turn the pages of my dictionary fast enuff.... Laughing
0 Replies
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 04:33 am
Both time and thyme wither when old. Where they go can only be determined by the unseen denizens that shake and shiver like Andre Breton and his wife's woodfire hair, in anticipation of the final, cruel cut of life's ignorant bacon. I once met Sir Reel, and asked how many of his brethren it took to change a light bulb? He said, simply: "A fish".
0 Replies
 
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 04:47 am
I heard 'The blue cat.'
0 Replies
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 05:01 am
Sir Reel is well known for his arbitrary regional pontifications.
0 Replies
 
 

 
  1. Forums
  2. » Fun with screwy surrealism!
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.03 seconds on 05/01/2024 at 11:51:27