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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 09:13 pm
There was a man who lived in a neatly maintained, tastefully decorated otherwise nondescript home in a well organized and regulated community within an above average suburb of a rather swarthy city. The man was a member of a well-respected congregation of an organization of believers who met every Wednesday and Sunday for prayer and community.

Each Wednesday and Sunday the man, his appropriately pretty wife and well-mannered, well-groomed children would attend his well-respected congregation?s meetings and worship. Once inside he was greeted with broad smiles, hand shakes and words of encouragement and reaffirmation. Each meeting the leader would begin with a prayer of thanksgiving for all the souls who like them had found the right path and a prayer for forgiveness for all who had strayed. Within the congregation the warmth that only confidence can supply overflowed.

As it turns out, one day while trimming his well maintained lawn, the man suffered a heart attack and died. His impending death was confusing to the man at first. The feeling of a fist stuck in his chest, piercing pain radiating down one arm, followed by a slow fade to nothingness. Despite all he had read and heard about the promise of death and life everlasting, the man was afraid.

Much to his relief we awoke in heaven. Surprisingly enough heaven seemed a lot like his home. The angel in charge brought him to a neatly maintained tastefully decorated home in a community of people who seemed to be remarkably like him. Every day at the appointed hour all would join in a large structure greeting each other with broad smiles, handshakes and words of encouragement and reaffirmation. The room was spacious and well appointed with a large lobby at the rear for greeting and a large common room for assembly, at the back of the room where three doors.

Once all had assembled the angel in charge came through the first door with a man who looked a lot like the man though Jesus must look like. The assembly would shout praise waving their hands and the man who looked like Jesus would walk through the assembly giving out high-fives. Once this was done the angel and the man who looked like Jesus would exit through the second door.

The man persisted in his blissful existence for his first eternity but as he entered his second he began to harbor a strange feeling. It started as a passing notion but as the endless days of his eternal existence moved forward the notion formed into doubt and the doubt into a nagging question. You see every day at the appointed hour the angel in charge entered the meeting place through the first door with the man who looked like Jesus and exited through the second door but the man had never seen anyone enter or exit through the third door.

For most of his first eternity he hadn?t even noticed. When he did notice he had assumed it was a door to a closet but now well into his second eternity he could no longer square this assumption. Why in heaven, where all that you need is eternally available, would God require storage space?

The man was not accustomed to nagging questions, all his life and through his first eternity in heaven any notion of doubt had been quickly erased each time he met with his congregation of believers and their broad smiles, handshakes and words of encouragement and affirmation. Doubt was a sign of weakness; weakness caused people to stray from the right path. The man did not want to stray so he prayed as well as he could for God to grant him the strength of resolve and remove these doubts from his mind.

Yet the doubts persisted and the question began to consume all his waking moments. Others in the community began to notice his obvious distress and before too long word of his condition was brought to the angel in charge who summoned the man at once to the meeting place.

Once inside the angel gently confronted the man, ?What is wrong, why are you unhappy?? The man replied, ?I am not unhappy, I just have a question? The angel replied, ?Don?t you know that in heaven all your questions will be answered?? ?Even questions about heaven?? the man asked. ?Yes?, replied the angel. ?What?s behind the third door?? asked the man. ?I have been here for over one eternity and I have never seen anyone enter or leave through that door, what is it for??

The angel replied, ?I can tell you but I must warn you, you will not like the answer?

?But, I know in my heart that I must know? said the man in a rather weak voice

?Once you know the answer you will be compelled to open the door and once you open the door nothing will be the same,? warned the angel.

?I can?t face spending another eternity not knowing, feeling this way, I would rather know,? said the man his voice now a whisper.

?Are you sure,? pleaded the angel.

?Yes? croaked the man

?Very well, the third door is the door of truth. Anyone who opens it will instantly know the truth but I warn you once opened, things will never be the same?

?How can the truth be bad?? asked the man.

?You will see, the door is unlocked, enter if you wish,?

The man stood in front of the door for a long while considering what he might do, ?the door of truth? he thought, ?why would opening this door change everything?? In the end it came down to eternity stricken by doubt against the risk that knowing the truth would change everything.

The man opened the door and at once discovered?.

He was not in heaven
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ndjs
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 09:31 pm
@Brent cv,
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There was a man who lived in a neatly maintained, tastefully decorated otherwise nondescript home in a well organized and regulated community within an above average suburb of a rather swarthy city. The man was a member of a well-respected congregation of an organization of believers who met every Wednesday and Sunday for prayer and community.

Each Wednesday and Sunday the man, his appropriately pretty wife and well-mannered, well-groomed children would attend his well-respected congregation’s meetings and worship. Once inside he was greeted with broad smiles, hand shakes and words of encouragement and reaffirmation. Each meeting the leader would begin with a prayer of thanksgiving for all the souls who like them had found the right path and a prayer for forgiveness for all who had strayed. Within the congregation the warmth that only confidence can supply overflowed.


sounds like me growing up.
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2006 09:49 pm
@Brent cv,
When exactly did the first eternity end and the second begin?
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NaterG
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 04:21 am
@Brent cv,
Interesting story. What's the point?
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lowflyn
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2006 08:51 pm
@Brent cv,
I just can't believe what someone on earth has to say about heaven/hell...it's all something made up in the mind.
Brent cv
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 11:58 am
@lowflyn,
lowflyn wrote:
I just can't believe what someone on earth has to say about heaven/hell...it's all something made up in the mind.

Yet you believe a book? Written by men.... whom they say were "influenced by a God"?
STEVE cv
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 04:49 pm
@Brent cv,
Brent wrote:
Yet you believe a book? Written by men.... whom they say were "influenced by a God"?

Excelent point.
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 09:12 pm
@Brent cv,
Brent wrote:
Yet you believe a book? Written by men.... whom they say were "influenced by a God"?

So who wrote the books you read and believe?
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ndjs
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 10:59 pm
@Brent cv,
the people who wrote the books we read and trust in were influenced by science. Science can be proven and is logical, unlike a God.
Brent cv
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 12:39 am
@ndjs,
ndjs wrote:
the people who wrote the books we read and trust in were influenced by science. Science can be proven and is logical, unlike a God.

Smile x2
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Curmudgeon
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:03 am
@Brent cv,
That went over my bald head !
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 07:26 am
@ndjs,
ndjs wrote:
the people who wrote the books we read and trust in were influenced by science. Science can be proven and is logical, unlike a God.
You left out one word. Here you go. Science can be proven wrong and is logical, unlike a God. Imt may always be logical but doesn;t mean it is right. Whom ever wrote any text was human and therefore subject to error.
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ndjs
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 12:07 pm
@Brent cv,
Science can be proven. Or disproven. That is true, but the science i know i believe has been in most regards proven, or at least has not been disproven in the many years it has been put out there.

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Whom ever wrote any text was human and therefore subject to error.

And exactly, couldn't have said it better myself. Now who wrote that other book? the bible?
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 12:36 pm
@Brent cv,
Science is disproven many, many times every year. As new research is done. Many of the books of old are now null and void. Not so for the bible.
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ndjs
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 05:34 pm
@Brent cv,
Science only gets more correct. We are ever learning more, which is why the old books are null and void, even comical.

I've seen tons of books who all claim different things about the bible, even seen other books that claimed to be the bible, or an addition to it. What about all those books that got left out of the bible? What are they called again? I forgot... haha.
Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:22 pm
@ndjs,
ndjs wrote:
Science only gets more correct. We are ever learning more, which is why the old books are null and void, even comical.

I've seen tons of books who all claim different things about the bible, even seen other books that claimed to be the bible, or an addition to it. What about all those books that got left out of the bible? What are they called again? I forgot... haha.

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Science only gets more correct.

At the expence of what? Mistakes. Some thing you can always look forward to with science!

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I've seen tons of books who all claim different things about the bible, even seen other books that claimed to be the bible, or an addition to it.


Tons, was it one hellasious book or a bunch of small ones? Remember any of there names?

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What about all those books that got left out of the bible?


I don't know, what about them?

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What are they called again?


My guess would be BOOKS.
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ndjs
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:41 pm
@Brent cv,
No, there are certain collections that were left out. They have names, but it's been a long time since I paid attention in Sunday School.

Men put the bible together, and left out stories they didn't like, or stories they didn't believe (woulda been a much shorter book if I was one of these men). Different translations are differing in verses, phrases, even entire books. Sounds like this Bible has changed a whole lot to get to what we know it as today, kinda like how science changed.
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Brent cv
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 08:04 pm
@Brent cv,
Ha this is like the song that never ends.. it goes on and on....

Ok that was retarded but Drnaline is bound and determined that the bible is 100% correct even the magic that happens within this.

Cause he can tell us to try to disprove the bible and for the most part we can't cause we can not prove that some guy with lepoard was dunked 7 times or however many times eleventy billion times ago and was suddenly cured of lepoard. We can't prove that because the only thing that makes refrence to that happening is the bible.

Yet he believes it.
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 09:39 pm
@Brent cv,
No i'm not bound and determined. And i don't believe the bible is 100% correct. And the magic you speak of is easely obtained by some one or thing we can not comprehend. We think it's magic does not make it so. I have faith in God as you have faith in science. Both are shakable. One is inherently wrong by the nature of it's being and process. I did not make the rules, but to have a system of advancement we have to adhear to it. An learn and admit to it's mistakes. Some think science is less falible then the good book, I think i proved otherwise. Using the rules of science. But then again it just my opinion. If you ever come up with an idea of who/what caused all what we see, let me know?
Brent cv
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 09:43 pm
@Drnaline,
Drnaline wrote:
No i'm not bound and determined. And i don't believe the bible is 100% correct. And the magic you speak of is easely obtained by some one or thing we can not comprehend. We think it's magic does not make it so. I have faith in God as you have faith in science. Both are shakable. One is inherently wrong by the nature of it's being and process. I did not make the rules, but to have a system of advancement we have to adhear to it. An learn and admit to it's mistakes. Some think science is less falible then the good book, I think i proved otherwise. Using the rules of science. But then again it just my opinion. If you ever come up with an idea of who/what caused all what we see, let me know?


See that is fine, if that is your belief then fine. However you made a comment about me that maybe some day I would wise up and believe this... that comment was out of line imo because I do not believe that by wising up I believe in a book and base my whole life on this. Fear hell and loathe for heaven. etc
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