Classical music blog title, any ideas? (Prizes for the best ones)

Key one loud audible sigh:

Cue one eye roll:

I think a good blog title should be something relatively short and easily remembered.



I agree. And I also agree with Thomas' other suggestion about using the name of a big cosmopolitan city.

So, I'll re-submit one I offered earlier, with a few variations on the theme...

The London MetroGnome
or
The London Metro Gnome (a play on the word metronome, which is obviously associated with music, and gnomes guard buried treasure, like the treasure of classical music)

and I'll add a subtitle, that continues the play on words of beat/tempo/area of journalism, so it might look like this

THE LONDON METRO GNOME
following the classical music beat with Pentacle Queen...


You can even sell T-shirts

"Better Than It Sounds" (Mark Twain said he'd been told that Wagner's music was better than it sounds.)

Queenie Musical palette. Wave a violin wand with a painter brush tip.

For amusement use Salvator(?) Dali. Show him playing the violin and music notes floating out into the fields and there is a dark cloud and rain is falling on those notes.A farm lady is picking up those nores and then in a four stringed clothes hangers she pins the dripping notes on the strings in the form of a musical score.

Thank you very much everyone, sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you.
The blog is up! Although unfortunately after making you all rack your brains I chose the name I originally posited in the first place, sorry!

I made a thread about it
http://able2know.org/topic/160993-1
So if anyone would like to see the blog and post any responses to it then head over to that thread, you'll find the link there.
Thank you all again.
pq x